Weirdest thing you said today?

Dude... the blood of your enemies is red, and it stains everything! That means you have to go to town, buy a gallon of bleach, and drink it so that you can be rid of all the red blood stains that has colored all of your insides. No one wants to see blood stains all over your insides now do they?
That's a lesson we all can learn by, don't drink blood cause it stains your insides, so next time you have the urge to drink your enemies blood, do what TheCatchphrase friend did, drink water instead! =D

"It's not a wand, stop waving it around and put it in your mouth."



...I was talking about a granola bar. Just so you know o.O

Conversation to my baby brother:

"We are going to put the candy in our mouth on the count of three 3-2-1 um"
*plops candy inside her mouth at the same exact time that my brother does*

"Sorry if I'm being quiet, I'm having a real-ass conversation with Anal Emperor."

"Flesh... flesh... pink flesh..."

I was referring to myself, in case you're getting disturbed. Or does that make you even more disturbed?

die

(V-shi, NOPE)



O_-----o






That's about the weirdest thing I've done today.

episcopal pyramid.

Created a deracercy

'is it a cartoon Mario in a real-life car?'

illuminati confirmed

"That elbow looks an awful lot like a halo"

(In response to a picture)

I can see your underwear.

"What are relationships?"

"Stop throwing that ball! Dad said not to."