Weirdest thing you said today?

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I mentioned you to a friend, DoubleO. I hope you don't mind. XD This is what I said:

"There's this guy on YWS called DoubleOJell0. His username is awesome."
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focus on... enjoying happy moments




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My bro: What would you do if you saw a cow right now?

Me: I'd like to pull it's tail! >_<




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"Sasha, have you peed?" (but in Russian)

(Sasha's a two-year-old who's potty training, by the way.)
"...is there a being in the whole world who would have the right to forgive and could forgive? But there is a Being and He can forgive everything, all and for all, because He gave His innocent blood for all and everything." ~Dostoyevsky




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I'm sorry, mom, you're trying too hard. This song is not a dancing praying mantis, it's just a normal praying mantis. JUST A NORMAL PRAYING MANTIS.
My pronouns are they/them.

Formerly Zhia and Reneia



This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy