Weirdest thing you said today?

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Sought of what the title says, basically the weirdest thing you said that today.

For me, this is really weird, I shouted it out to my siblings.

"don't come up stairs, naked guy getting changed with moth flying around"

Don't judge me:)
“The end of suffering does not justify the suffering, and so there is no end to suffering, what a mess I am, I thought, what a fool, how foolish and narrow, how worthless, how pinched and pathetic, how helpless."

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"Yes Sam, you can't just go around town naked like the old guys on the beach"




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"The combination of baby snot and elderly snot actually makes a pretty shade of green!"
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So, when babies come out, they're all red and ugly.
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focus on... enjoying happy moments




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"I hate the ocean. If you go under, it feels like someone stuffed you in a washing machine and then turned it on."




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"Get that gross monkey OUT of my closet!"
-"Lets be real here. Unicorns don't exist.
-"Then you must not either."




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I bought a cactus. A week later it died. I got depressed because I thought Damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.
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"I have Herpes :wink: don't worry I am kidding
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"An-- *insert a pretty loud scream here*. What the hey are you doing in the dark, smiling?!"

Not that weird, but it was amusing for my aunt to see me suddenly back up to her bedroom door because I was surprised by someone else.
Not anymore.




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"I hope these are NOT my potato pancakes."

(I had made some before, then they turned all black and ugly....was it because I MADE THEM!!!! :D ;) )
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Hey Kevin, sorry about your tragic death over the weekend. Here, I wrote a miniature story about it! I hope you enjoy~

(I had written a story about my friend's life (and subsequent tragic death).)
Instead, he said, Brother! I know your hunger.
To this, the Wolf answered, Lo!

-Elena Passarello, Animals Strike Curious Poses




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"Dern!"
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"I feel like killing the world today. And it's only 8:30, so I have the time." (I was referring to Plague Inc at the time.)
We're all stories in the end.

I think of you as a fairy with a green dress and a flower crown and stuff.
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I think you, @Deanie and I are like the Three Book Nerd Musketeers of YWS.
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"I'm thirsty... for the blood of my enemies. With vanilla flavoring."
My friend responded with "Okay. I'm thirsty for some water cuz I'm freakin normal."
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