Yatta!

Wow. I mean, I'm not a twilight fain either but...lol Nate = YWS God...lol Heaven has cheeseburgers? lol I can't writer a coherent note that was so funny!

Errr, "wine"? That's the best source of alcohol you can think of? Wine wouldn't be the best "lure" personally. Tequilla would be better...something potent that you only need a little ...

What's hobo talk. I wonder....

guinea pigs.....why are they called that? They're rodents right?

Oh, and one last thing. If you are interested in reading more and expanding your arsenal of literary techniques, don't be afraid to PM me. I'll be more than happy ...

That's too cute.

Oh, and the comma at "I want, what I want" Yeah, that comma between "want" and "what" isn't needed either.

Haha, so you understand my obsession with rhythm, but no, I'm no rapper. This is spoken word.

Don't forget, "This shit ain't serious" is actually my last line of the poem. Personally, I don't talk like that.

Bananas? Alright, I suppose I'm not better since I wrote a story about a penny. Nevertheless, seems a bit forced.

*chuckle*

Furthermore, why's everyone grossed out? I thought it could be WAY worse. Pft.

Ooooo. I like it. I mean, well. At first i somehow thought she was disfigured...you know? Is she? Ah, I want to know more. If my questions aren't answered I'll ...