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Yay I won! But it was won by default again... why does no one else take part in these things? Also, no comments... *cries*

Y'know, right when I had completely given up on anyone actually replying to this, you two suddenly made a reply ;). Oh, and Emma - you have 2222 posts. No ...

Jack agrees with me on the matter too.

Not according to Word.

So many replies, so little time... Hm... looks like I won by default...

When I posted Regarding Vampires on writing.com, I recieved a review saying that I could be the next Ann Rice... I replied with, 'Who's Ann Rice?'

Demand writing lessons off her ;).

What? Look, read the joke again (slowly if it helps). It makes fun of Bush's oponents, not Bush (hell, Bush isn't even mentioned in the joke!). It's a pro Bush ...

Rincewind's joke is a rip off of one of Terry Pratchett's... Which is actually kind of appropriate I guess, given his username...

Yes, I have numerous Bibles in my house (and even a big, hardback one in my bedroom). I'm not sure why, as no one in my familly is religious, but ...

How to improve this story: 1) Make it longer 2) Flesh out narrator I'd do them both... but nah :P. I only wanted to write a short story, so that's ...

Definatly the swan tales. Red roses come second, Blue roses come third, Doggie paradise fourth, And dreaming of rabbits come last.

Hah, I like how you refer to the gun as a 'banana'. That actually took me by supprise :).

I believe that Fontroy is referring to the narrator there, Emma ;). The narrator is just some faceless person in the crowd, not really all that important. I could turn ...

Heh, I'm British. I live in the South of England, so I guess my accent sounds posh to some.