MrSelfridge

Hey! This is Mr. Selfridge here for a review of your work. I love the mood you were able to construct--one of longing. I am reminded of times I've lost ...

Can Selfridge get an explanation?! Man this poetry stuff is deep! Selfridge thinks those liter yogurt containers are deep but pheeewie! Now, when I read this puppy, I think of ...

Mr. Selfridge is speechless! I think perhaps I will fill this review with gaping questions. SPOILERS! Being the uncertain blob of fish fat that I am, I must ask: does ...

Why, hello! Mr. Selfridge here for some reviewing. Breakups are a rough time, bro. Selfridge is here for you. I like how you portrayed the author's sense of loss. I ...

Wow, man! You're a deep spectrum of vivid orchid! What can I say that hasn't already been said? The way you colourized those last few phrases...WICKED! You got my vote, ...

Heya! That's some deep waters you tread! Mr. Selfridge here for some reviewing! Sadly, eating disorders run rampid amoungst youngins. I can see this poor kid is really sick. You ...

Ooooh! Mr. Selfridge her. Is this a prayer? Very deep. WOW, man! Do you say this prayer often? I like the simple concise nature of it. It's actually quite powerful. ...

Oh, hey! It's Mr. Selfridge up in this house! This poem makes me think of classic films like The Breakfast Club, Clueless, Grease and Highschool Musical. I think this could ...

Hey! Hello! What's good?! This is Mr. Selfridge ready to do my first review! Goodness me! A house on a cloud? Falling from the sky!? This image of a smoking ...