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At long last, I am no longer the only person to have written a pee poem. But will this get featured? For weeks? That is the question.

WFP was also still working during the SSL expiration.

Thanks again for all the reviews. I haven't been able to write anything serious for a while. Almost all the things I write nowadays are so silly, but silly things ...

The non-sequitur nature of the chest congestion was deliberate, mainly because there was no real point to the poem to begin with, except to involve words that rhymed with "chihuaua", ...

Well, I do have the benefit of actually remembering the 90s. I'm a bit more fuzzy on the 80s. Weird color combinations and big hair is all that I can ...

Which parts aren't punctuated correctly? If you could point those out specifically, that would be really helpful.

Now that I'm at an actual keyboard, I can finally reply. The fun thing about poetry is that it's basically everything that isn't prose. As a result, poetry doesn't have ...

You would be half-Yoda if Yoda were your father. Which he clearly is not.

You can't be a weaboo when you're half Japanese you dork.

The picture linked in that section covers a lot of the more advanced commands and techniques required for a mastery of Google-fu. I highly recommend checking it out if you ...

Thanks for the review. I'm always up for improving a piece, so thanks for all your feedback. I'm wondering what you found irrelevant about the pretty pictures part in particular, ...

I can't believe no one else commented upon it yet. I wonder if they all missed it.

Thanks for all the praise, and I'm happy that you could relate so well. It's nice to know that even silly poems (which are the only kinds I seem to ...

I'm glad you found this so clever. I thought it was clever too, but you know how sometimes you think you're being clever but you're really not? It's nice to ...

Thank you for reading, and I'm glad you enjoyed it so much. I thought the blanket/drank it combo was a stroke of brilliance myself. ;P