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And of course my touchpad decided to click the Submit button instead of letting me scroll back up. As I was going to say, reaction aside, this poem really wasn't ...

Those Freaking Flaming Chipmunks Chipmunks killed my car. They’d made a nest in the engine and chewed up some crucial wiring, so when I went to start my car to ...

Thanks for the reviews, everyone, and I'm glad (and a bit surprised) you all enjoyed it so much. :D

I think you removed the 'hood' from 'child'? If so, you should also remove the hyphen. Actually, when you have words that share a suffix or prefix, rather than writing ...

Thank you both for your reviews, and I'm glad you enjoyed it. I think that, perhaps, to make it simpler for the reader, you should add a "-hood" along with ...

Thanks everyone for the reviews. It's been very interesting seeing all the different ways you've interpreted this, especially since they were all different from what I was thinking when writing ...

I remember reading this years ago and enjoying it. It's not the best book out there, but it had its moments, and it kept me entertained to the end. *adds ...

ermmm, hi did you read my first part? Yes, and everything I said still applies. I just didn't review the first part because you've already got a number of excellent ...

Thanks, you two, for the lovely reviews. :D @Jagged Assassin and Silver... were written to get a quick laugh from, hence the odd wording and lack of point. I'll see ...

@GenShawklan I have no idea how you found this as the thread is more than a year old, but in the future, please look at the date of the first ...

Thanks for the comments/review. Now, my next issue, the Captain name, also needlessly complicated even in Science Fiction names tend to be pronouceable but here you are unsure of how ...

Thank you all for your wonderful reviews! I'm experimenting with a very different style than my normal one, so all your feedback is really appreciated. :D @Earthfire Thanks for pointing ...

Thanks for all the comments. I'm glad you all enjoyed. @antimelrose I originally had the second stanza formatted into four lines so that it was in ABCD form like the ...

Thanks, everyone. I'm glad you all enjoyed it. :D

Is there an arranged marriage, or an online relationship, or... hmmm.... Arranged marriage. Forgive me if I'm wrong here, because I'm not wholly familiar with Villanelle rules, but in the ...