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  • Dr. Weisberg

    This is what I achieved today in writing the story. Please tell me if you like it or not--critique it, too, and I will add more and more as I ...

    10 min read
  • I am the Messiah!

    I’ve been sent on a mission. I am of no religion, of no cult, of no club, of no family, of no race, of no age. I’ve been sent on ...

    10 min read
  • All the Birds

    All the Birds \ By Gadi C. All the birds have flown up and gone;A lonely cloud floats leisurely by.We never tire of looking at each other -Only the mountain ...

    5 min read
  • I Watch As She Kills Herself

    She snorts with me, together. Nobody speaks. Your skin makes me shiver. She slowly drops the pills into the glass, I watch as they melt inside, as she swirls the ...

    5 min read
  • The Cab Driver

    PG 13 for drug reference. Please feel free to rip this thing apart. And remember, I do Review4Review! ------------------------------------------ She fetched a yellow cab off the gray streets of the ...

    5 min read
  • Tomatoism Spain's New National Religion

    Tomatoism Spain’s New National Religion MADRID, SPAIN—After years of dilemmas with the country’s national religion, Catholicism, His Majesty Juan Carlos I has decided to change Spain’s nationa

    3 min read
  • The Letter N

    This has neither the letter "a" nor the word "the". It's called constrained writing. I am not racist at all by writing this, it's just what came out of my ...

    2 min read
  • The Chains of Death

    Prologue 1999 The dogs were no longer barking. All twenty-three of them lay in their tiny cages, their noses dry, their eyes red. Their breaths were minute, soundless, arid. Their ...

    4 min read
  • The Man and His Sunflower

    At first, it was just a little weed. It was tiny and delicate, just a little splinter of emerald raising its head out of the dirt. The roots have just ...

    3 min read
  • 500 Words

    500 words I want you to write. It doesn’t matter what, as long as it’s good. My English teacher puts a gun to my head and screams at me. I ...

    3 min read
  • Scarlet Night

    When night comes in Madrid, the city wakes up. The girl leaned across steel tables in the tapas bar, a few miles away from Puerta del Sol. Her teeth were ...

    3 min read
  • Bush Is Gay!

    WASHINGTON D.C. — After decades of incredible instability and unhappiness, George W. Bush finally came out of the closet and declared his true sexuality in a press conference Tuesday morning. ...

    2 min read
  • The Heart of the Heavens

    Somebody once told me that the heart beats faster at sunrise. I didn’t believe him, but somewhere inside I could feel my heart murmuring to me, “It’s true, I do ...

    5 min read
  • Your Reunion

    You come home one morning after disappearing ten years earlier in a clutter full of detestation for parents, teenage revolts, and sex, drugs, alcohol; all those things that seem good ...

    5 min read
  • A Devout Death

    I unearthed this story from the beginning of eighth grade. With a little tweaking... maybe it's good? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The old man was sitting unresponsive in his old armcha

    4 min read
  • Cousin Mary - revised!

    Cousin Mary 1 The smoke was still rising from the cigarette when the paramedics arrived. Slowly, gently, they lifted Mary out of the couch and placed her somewhere out of ...

    6 min read
  • The AK-47 Suicides

    The AK-47 Suicides "We're on a mission from God,” she says. I look at the bleeding clouds: The towers mirror pieces of red glass to the sidewalks like a mosaic ...

    2 min read
  • As Elaine Lights A Cigarette

    Outside Grand Central, Elaine is smoking a cigarette. It’s summer, and it’s raining, and Elaine finally found a bridge to hide under. She is an invisible old woman, with stark-red ...

    4 min read


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