Astronaut

I click on this poem expecting a deep poem with an abstract sort of title. Nope. You just really love orange juice. I was not disappointed.

Maybe. And you're welcome :D

Oops, that submitted twice...

You know, a fantasy short story would normally make me want to review immediately, but I CANT FIND ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT! This is really good!

You know, a fantasy short story would normally make me want to review immediately, but I CANT FIND ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT! This is really good!

Oh, you know, I'm not crying or anything. I just have a brick in my eye. I CAN'T REVIEW IT BECAUSE IT'S TOO GOOD GAH

WHOA WHY DID IT SUBMIT THREE TIMES WHAAAAAT

Welcome! Yeah, that's probably a good idea. This chick is a better villain than an evil lion bus driver. :D

Welcome! Yeah, that's probably a good idea. This chick is a better villain than an evil lion bus driver. :D

Welcome! Yeah, that's probably a good idea. This chick is a better villain than an evil lion bus driver. :D

DO YOU LIKE WRITE PROSE NOW WHAAAAAAAT

Sorry, I would review this, but I suck at reviewing poetry. I've sort of decided that giving people crappy and unhelpful reviews is a bad idea, unless it's a poem ...

You. Write. POETRY?! *dies*

Oh yeah, it's @icannothearthings... WHY U CHANGE USERNAMES.

*drags @Blackrosetardis over here* *sings to the tune of "Let it Go* I'M A DUDE. I'M A DUDE.