Sophie had almost teared up at that one, but she'd managed to hold it together long enough to nod solemnly and say, "Thank you for your respect of the Lady's frogly anatomy."
Snatching Second Chances
Sophie had almost teared up at that one, but she'd managed to hold it together long enough to nod solemnly and say, "Thank you for your respect of the Lady's frogly anatomy."
"Hello my name is Ray! I will be your kidnapper this evening! Kindly hold onto this gag and refrain from screaming during the kidnapping!"
"How is there a language barrier here if we're both speaking English?"
"Funny. Hm. Like singing a song about bread rolls going on a quest to dethrone the banana peel who has decided that hot dogs are squaricanized tacos and is trying to brainwash everyone into believing that?" Mari smirked.
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He was spit out into a strange world, slobber from the portal still clinging to him. There was blue everywhere. And words. Many words.
Ilias squinted to read a sign in the distance. Roleplays? What were those? He decided to explore.
But then, a bowl of pasta appeared in front of him! His dad appeared right behind it with a gigantic grin. "Oh, welcome, son! Have some pasta!"
"You, yes you. At the screen. Do you think i'm small? Say no, or i'll curse you for a bajillion years!"
The new and improved pirate mind: Dual track
"Being human is not pleasing at this time."
The Willows had a code. Well, they had many-- but most were unofficial and unserious, like if someone steals a piece of blue clothing or jewelry, it automatically becomes part of Mireya's cut, or if Jesse ever says the words "trust me", a two-thirds vote is required before proceeding with said suggestion.
Violet sneered. "What makes you think you've been of any help so far?"
"I haven't decided to start, actually," Dante said. "I haven't been convinced to."
"Your spoon just appreciated considerably in value."
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