Corrupt A Wish [4]

Granted, but she hates losing.

I wish I had the money…

That is not much of a change.

Granted, but we don´t use money anymore, only trading.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but you hear horrible things.

I wish I had courage to talk when it’s not perfect. Even though it never is.

Granted, but you lose your voice.

I wish I could pause time whenever I want.

Granted, but you can’t choose how long time is paused.

I wish for invisibility powers

Granted, but you are invisible FOREVER!!!!!

I wish for a pet fox

Granted, but it's not a friendly one and it tries to eat you.

I wish that life had an undo button

Granted, but it freezes and you are stuck in an endless abyss

I wish I could fly

Granted, but you are always flying, and you can never go back to the ground.

I wish I could teleport

Granted, my friend, but you won't be able to stop, causing you to glitch all over the world.

I wish I could be an invincible Dark Lord.

Granted, but you'll TRULY be invincible and you'll just float around in space, in an infinite torture after the sun explodes, feeling every single bit of it. Plus you won't have a nose.

I wish that whenever I wanted, only whenever I wanted, I could wish twenty United States dollars into my bank account. There would be no transaction problems whatsoever, and everything would go smoothly. I could then drive to the bank and take out my twenty United States dollars with no problem at all. Also the FBI wouldn't get suspicious. No one would notice a thing. Also the money can stack. There is no limit.

Granted! But usd is not legal tender anymore.


I wish I had photographic memory