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Answering machines

Luxor · 2006-11-29T02:00:44Z

This is just a fun little thing that came to me a minute ago, sort of like the Character Answer game. I'm not sure if this will work or not, to be honest. So what we do is, I start by writing what one of my characters' answering machine recordings would sound like. Then the next person writes their character leaving a message on that machine, with one of their characters' recording included for the next person to leave a message on. It might be sort of hard since we don't all know each other's characters, but I thought it might be a fun thing to try. All right...let's see how this goes. Felix -- "Salutations, this is Felix. Considering that people seem to think it somewhat funny to leave false threats and/or distress calls on my answering machine, I will probably ignore your message. So if you were another imbicile planning to do that to gaug my reaction, you might as well not waste your time. BEEP."

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Sat Feb 01, 2025 11:54 am

NovemberCrow says... · Sat Feb 01, 2025 11:54 am

Sophie
You know what, this is getting annoying. Please, ignore this message while I’m going to yell at my brother from stopping doing stupid [redacted] with that time machine. This is third time I called into wrong timeline this week!
Sophie’s voicemail
This is an outomatized message from official voicemails of Bureau of Magic Disstribution. You’ve reached ghosthunter Sophie Calladia, field agent. Now plaing message by the agent: Hey, Sophie here. I’m probably hunting some nasty undead or yelling at my useless brother right now, so leave a message. Or don’t. I don’t really check voicemail from work anyways.

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