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Sophie
You know what, this is getting annoying. Please, ignore this message while I’m going to yell at my brother from stopping doing stupid [redacted] with that time machine. This is third time I called into wrong timeline this week!
Sophie’s voicemail
This is an outomatized message from official voicemails of Bureau of Magic Disstribution. You’ve reached ghosthunter Sophie Calladia, field agent. Now plaing message by the agent: Hey, Sophie here. I’m probably hunting some nasty undead or yelling at my useless brother right now, so leave a message. Or don’t. I don’t really check voicemail from work anyways.
It's Kay, babe!
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