Inferno's Review Café

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Inferno's Review Café!

CLOSING SOON. UNABLE TO TAKE FURTHER ORDERS DUE TO LIFE CRAZINESS. THANK YOU.

Now serving:
Toasty Reviews - fresh off the oven

Hey all! Welcome to my Café! Make yourself comfortable. Pull up a chair. Or you can just order to-go. I will review almost anything. ALMOST. Here are some guidelines:

Will NOT Review Writing With:
.intense swearing
.vulgar or explicit sexual content

Will Review Writing With:
.anything other than things listed above
.all genres
.violence
.poetry
.articles
.etc. etc. etc.
WARNING!
I do not sugar-coat my reviews! If I see something wrong, I will tell it like it is.

*ding* Ah, your order is almost ready. Enjoy!
Last edited by Fern on Wed Jul 24, 2024 11:01 pm, edited 7 times in total.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Sorry for the inconvenience.


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February, 1775 – Scotchtown Plantation

Please. I’m mainly interested how the characters connect with the reader. Thanks!
The sadness drains through me rather than skating over my skin. It travels through every cell to reach the ground. I filter it yet strangely enough, I keep what was pure and it is the dirt that leaves.




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@Fishr
Ooh! Looks like a long one. I'm quite busy, but I'll get to it as soon as possible!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Sorry for the inconvenience.


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theydon'tloveyoulikeiloveyou-




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I never know anymore if my works are long or not. Lol Thank you!
The sadness drains through me rather than skating over my skin. It travels through every cell to reach the ground. I filter it yet strangely enough, I keep what was pure and it is the dirt that leaves.




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Your order is ready!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Sorry for the inconvenience.


WAIT.
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theydon'tloveyoulikeiloveyou-




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I know it's not in the greenroom but you don't mind looking at the Prologue for my book. just a warning it is both a very very rough first draft and deals with themes like Heaven and Hell. I do worry its a bit heavy on exposition and telling rather then showing

Everbound Prologue : Tapestries And Temptations.




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*ba-ding*
Your order is ready! Get it while it's fresh!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Sorry for the inconvenience.


WAIT.
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theydon'tloveyoulikeiloveyou-




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Hey, I've got a poem in search of a review. I've embedded a link here.

Thank you in advance.




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@AnotherMoses
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Sorry for the inconvenience.


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Yo! This is fantasy and just one chapter.

The Illusionist Ch.1




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@JsAWriterV2
Ah, looks like quite a long masterpiece. I am quite busy, but will get to it as soon as possible!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Sorry for the inconvenience.


WAIT.
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Hey! I was wondering if you would be able to review chapter 2 of my 'Hotel Dupont' series. It's more mystery than anything, but nothing super violent/gory.

Here's the link: Link
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Still quite busy, but will get to your review when I can, @Serrurie!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Sorry for the inconvenience.


WAIT.
Spoiler
theydon'tloveyoulikeiloveyou-



Sometimes my life just sounds like surrealistic fiction being sold on clearance at the book store.
— J. G. Hammersmith