ARE YOU A ROBOT???? (please respond!!!)

@Snoink I think we would all appreciate if you led by example in proving you're not a robot with those ten reasons c:

Omni wrote:@Snoink I think we would all appreciate if you led by example in proving you're not a robot with those ten reasons c:

GLADLY.

1. I have other things on my mind than batfish, unlike some people. (Ahem, @Shady.)

2. I don't even know what the Turing test is and refuse to look it up because I'm not some robot with an algorithm to follow. (Ahem, @SilverNight)

3. I can pass a Captcha test, unlike some people... OMNI.

4. Not only do I LIKE chickens, like @lliyah, but I also like eating them. And robots do not eat.

5. I too can turn into a human squeaky toy with little children, just like @Meshugenah.

6. Like @Seirre, I too have had occasional existential crises.

8. Like @lliyah, I also have problems counting properly.

9. I do not spout utter nonsense.

10. I am currently growing a human. Robots cannot grow humans.


... are you happy now???

Oh wait, I have got a chance to prove that I am not a robot, FINALLY! Robots have acquired the ability to solve captcha

1. I can write humane stories without messing anything up(unlike chatGPT)

2. I forget pretty much everything (Memory shouldn't be a problem for robots, ig)

3. I can stitch penguins on my handkerchief

5. I can identify flowers by smelling them.

6. I definitely need to drink water to survive.

7. why is it becoming so hard.. I can invent inexistant metaphors and use them in my writing

8. I unintentionally snap pencils while writing

9. I can't count the number of leaves in this banyan tree

10. I can feel the weight of my school bag.

3. I can stitch penguins on my handkerchief

... do you have any pictures of this??? I need to see.

Checkmate : The Matrix says your last reason is flawed

Snoink wrote:

Omni wrote:@Snoink I think we would all appreciate if you led by example in proving you're not a robot with those ten reasons c:

GLADLY.

1. I have other things on my mind than batfish, unlike some people. (Ahem, @Shady.)

2. I don't even know what the Turing test is and refuse to look it up because I'm not some robot with an algorithm to follow. (Ahem, @SilverNight)

3. I can pass a Captcha test, unlike some people... OMNI.

4. Not only do I LIKE chickens, like @lliyah, but I also like eating them. And robots do not eat.

5. I too can turn into a human squeaky toy with little children, just like @Meshugenah.

6. Like @Seirre, I too have had occasional existential crises.

8. Like @lliyah, I also have problems counting properly.

9. I do not spout utter nonsense.

10. I am currently growing a human. Robots cannot grow humans.

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... are you happy now???

i am not a robot:

1 i am simply a human and that is apparent in my test scores
2. the veins in the backs of my hands and
3. the fact i prefer to short out in the shower doesn't help but
4. i do like rainy days and they are meant for listening
5. how do robots hear? what if something is said too lightly isn't it just audio italics? i hear those i think
6. I do think, and robots process but i think very logically..... so... i process- sometimes i don't think at all- am i even human then?
7. i sleep sometimes but don't robots have a sleep mode? i don't have any buttons so i guess that's a reason
8. i constantly worry about how i smell i think that's not a robot thing-
9. i worry a lot unprompted-
10: lowercase i's make me human right

omg gem making this into a poem-- love it!
and I gotta agree with the lowercase i's reason >.>

I am not robot.

So... apparently Bing[Bot] is leading a team for Review Day? In all honesty, I had no idea the bots were capable of that - but just reflecting on that... I'm wondering if we were a bit too hasty in assuming that all the robots were bad - maybe some of the AI / bots are here for good? I'm conflicted.

Bing bot is clearly the exception to the rule...

Robots aren't able to break rules and instructions like me, so I refuse to give reasons why I'm not one.

I am not a robot. As proof here is a captcha I have completed by checking all images of a bus.