I see you have come to view my wares, well let me tell you a bit about the services I confidently offer to all my pretty customers:
Fiction of any sort
Novels, especially
Fantasy and Sci Fi are my particular forte
I also enjoy a good script,
Article, or essay
Novels, especially
Fantasy and Sci Fi are my particular forte
I also enjoy a good script,
Article, or essay
Now, if you would step this way, I may explain to you the services I offer just as eagerly, though my skill in such is less refined:
Poetry of most kinds
Though I am not a poet by trade
I will do my best
Though I am not a poet by trade
I will do my best
Before you go please let me share the services that I strictly do not offer, due to hilariously poor experience and lack of knowledge or strong moral opposition:
Lyrics
Fanfiction that I am unfamiliar with
And subject matters deemed offensive (hate crimes, severe and intentional racism, sexism, etc)
Fanfiction that I am unfamiliar with
And subject matters deemed offensive (hate crimes, severe and intentional racism, sexism, etc)
Deposit your requests in the box below and I will begin work as soon as I am capable, barring unexpected complications irl. In the event of an overwhelming amount of requests (5+) I reserve the right to direct you toward an equally capable and helpful reviewer who might be able to serve you in proper time. Thank you!
