Unclassified

I was able to get the YWS bird expert @Featherstone to weigh in on LoonyMaroony's recent behavior -> this is what fea had to say:

Why, I daresay this is a playful bird--and a true bird indeed! The creature that you behold is a BLUE GOLD MACAW, a rather common species of macaw in terms of pets, with much better personalities than their crimson cousins. However...no parrot should ever say ca-caw. I daresay there's something suspicious here...

So I highlighted the two portions I felt were most essential. First the name of this bird??? a BLUE Macaw.

As a quick reminder almost every "classified" scheme has involved the color blue in some way -> @BluesClues, blue paw prints, blue squares of death, project blue book etc. so the fact that this bird is blue should not be overlooked.

* Second a bird expert has confirmed that their behavior is suspicious.

* Thirdly, there has been a cryptic hashtag circulating -> "#onedaymore" that seems to indicate something (perhaps something "classified" will happen tomorrow 8 / 1 / 2020. We need to be vigilant here.

* Lastly, I am concerned by the bird's connection to our mascot @TheEgg. I have long trusted the egg as a force for truth, and believed it to be a chicken egg, however *theory* what if LoonyMaroony is the egg (but hatched)? or perhaps is some sort of rival mascot from the egg? The classified forces have long utilized bird puns like "jaybird, turkey, omelettes, etc." to be part of their own movement.

Right now I am just trying to keep track of all the information as it comes out, and the theories are still formulating. Here's the most likely options I think:

1) LoonyMaroony is a parrot (or robot, which would explain the gymnastics abilities) who has been specially trained by members of classified to do their will of causing mayhem on the site.

2) LoonyMaroony is actually @TheEgg, but out of his egg state he is still trying to figure out how to make sense of the world, and we should try to help him out and before "classified" converts him to their movement.

3) LoonyMaroony has been sent as a spy by extraterrestrial life forms that pull the strings in the classified movement to observe YWS and knows much more than he's letting on.

Let me know what you think! And remember - Reject "classified" #FindTheTruth #unclassified