Yes, even I have been infected by the haiku bug. Here goes.
Give me a minute
And I'll change your life, just watch.
Two, and we'll see. Right?
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Two minutes, of course!
I agree with Durrie!
Two what? I don't really know haiku's, but it's alright!!^>^
Hey! I like it. The only nitpick -

'Two, and we'll see. Right?'
Two what?
Keep writing!
~Durr