txting with girlfriend

This so random. The italic part is the guy and the non-italic one is the girl. Let it rip. xD

Btw I wanted it to have line breaks and stanzas but damn the editor. x( ;(

Asleep?

Nooo.

So whats up?

Nothing much.

Just dancing with you.

And calling you boo.

I be calling you my love.

And I’d give you a beautiful dove.

Why dove?

It rhymes with love that’s why.

Haha! xD

Let’s do cha-cha!!

But I can’t dance.

I’ll teach you,

you are intelligent,

you will learn it in a glance.

I can’t move.

But, I got the grove!

Slow dancing then, only.

But it should be done boldly.

Soft and sweet romance.

And I’ll try to kiss you when I get a chance. :D

Ok, you can kiss me all you want.

And then I’ll flaunt.

Haha! Flaunt what?

That your lips tasted like butt? :/ (that’s doesn't sound right)

Or cashew nut? xD (yes, that’s more like it)

What? You eat butt now?

No I just eat you. (no pun intended)

Because you look wow!

Its late. Aren't you sleepy?

Let's get creepy. :D

What? You want me to throw bugs at you?

Leave out the bugs,

I'll just make do with you.

Okay so, what do you want to do?

Smell your shampoo. xD

Awww!!

And?

Kiss your hand.

I have pretty slender fingers, btw.

Damn, now how am I supposed to rhyme btw?

It doesn't need to rhyme :P

You be my babe.

And you are the one that I would never trade.

I’m here.

You don’t have to trade anything.

I will hug you like a bear.

You be my everything.

And I will bear hug you too.

My beautiful and lovely boo. :P

I'm going to make red velvet cake tomorrow.

What about smart, brilliant and extremely humorous?

Highest mountain in Africa is Kilimanjaro.

It has volcano numerous. xD

I'm aware of these stuffs.

Apparently they get stuck in my head from the random places I read them.

Like the panda bear that pretended to be pregnant to get more food.

Your brain is a gem.

And, that panda should be sued.

I read the title somewhere that it was a fake.

Possibly BBC I think.

I would so like something to drink.

What would you like to drink?

Something with the color pink.

Are you going gay?

That is so stereotypical to say.

But right stereotypical.

Its ok. I was just poking fun at you. :P

Don't poke fun at me I know kung fu.

It’s time to sleep. Are you in bed?

No I am in my love shed. ;)

Bed?

Love shed.

Now it's time for you to sleep.

Let's get into lovey dovey shit knee deep.

Hugs you. It's time for bed.

Y u do dis spoderman?

Cause its late.

Good night.