Manifesto of the Liberal-Fascist Party
2) Every man and woman will be given the freedom to vote for, or become a member of, any political party. They will, however, also be shot.
3) We aim to end one of the most disgusting crimes of our time - racism - by deporting anyone who is not white.
4) We will end the pension crisis by making retirement illegal.
5) Any man engaging in homosexual behaviour will be shot.
6) It will be required by law that all women engage in homosexual behaviour.
7) We will decreases taxes. Then increases them. Then decrease them again. Anyone who is confused by this will be shot.
8) The teaching of the theories of Creationism or Intelligent Design in Science classes will be punished with death.
9) Sex with anyone - and anything - will be made legal. Loving sex between two consenting men will still be illegal.
10) We believe in freedom of religion (but only if your religion happens to be Atheism).
11) The porn industry shall be censored.
12) Children’s television will not be censored in any form.
13) Any woman who seeks an abortion will be shot.
14) Anyone who is not patriotic will be shot.
15) Patriotism will be redefined as being ‘supporters of the Liberal-Fascist Party’.
16) We will build less prisons. Criminals will instead be shot.
17) We reserve the right to shot anyone for any reason.
18) And finally - and perhaps most importantly - we will increase the production of bullets.
Vote for the Liberal-Fascist Party - the party of tomorrow!
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This made me crack up. Then I finished laughing. Then I read it again just to laugh some more.
loved everything but the racism one. . . . ^^
Vote Sureal, as he is So Real about our wants and need of our nation! Hoo-ha!
Good stuff, Sureal, good stuff indeed.
Humorous...yet expressive
nice
LMAO god this is great Jono i love all. This one i'm not suprised about 6) It will be required by law that all women engage in homosexual behaviour.
and the one where it involves getting shot are great.
Every man and woman will be given the freedom to vote for, or become a member of, any political party. They will, however, also be shot.
Anyone who is not patriotic will be shot.
Hahahaha... dude. The last point tied it all up perfectly. Amazing.
HA! Quite funny...Marx, Hitler, and George Washington are all turning circles in their graves now!
And...
MKWRFKLV!!!!
All the better for the economy!
You really would need a lot of bullets if you're going to be shoting as a punishment.
This is...something.
Ooh, look at the Ads by Google!
This made me laugh. xD
It's juxtapose!
Liberal AND facist? How does THAT work?
Hehe, great. Some were a little 'meh' but otherwise great.
Ah good stuff, my favourites are numbers 1 and 6. Sureal, you must succed Tony Blair and lead this country to greatness.
I can tell.
I was bored
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Sureal was dropped as a child... many times... down an elevator shaft... pitched, actually. ^_^
Lol, you're weird, dude.
But that was amusing, with flippant use of the bullets.
(See Imp? 'Flippancy'... it's contagious...) ^_~