To the jam of George's jelloed jet
To the sickness of my yellowed pet
If my snake has fangs that steal from jars,
Then I have no issues with moving to Mars
'Cause when reptiles eat from jelloed goo
Then it's gonna be one hell of a coup
It becomes much stronger than the Hulk!
And mass-deportations occur in bulk
Or, as they're called in the pet store:
The business is crazier than ever before
In the jello-shop they say as well:
We're havin' a boom, now ain't that swell?
The salesmen are dancing to a song by Adele
The salesgirls are buying all the stuff by Chanel
"You're welcome to try, if you can stand the smell.
Just one whiff, and you'll be under its spell."