Published March 23, 2008
Ok so my creative writing teacher gave us an assignment; to write the worst poem we could. This is what we came up with as a class. 
I love you so bad
You and I are just letters in the alphabet
I almost drownded
You left a hole where my fat heart used to be
Have it your way
That's rad. I did it for all the cookies in your easy bake oven
Don't be a clubbed seal
I'm freezing in here
My teeth hurt, baby
When my eyes are closed you're almost pretty
I'm not vicious, I'm blind
And you're my honey dew.
So tell me, did we succeed in writing the worst poem you've ever read? I dedicate this to my amazing creative writing class. We totally rock guys.
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That is ABSOLUTELY terrible.
Haha, I could never critique anyone with that, without feeling guilty.
You're an exception.
Oooo, I'm such a rebel.
xD
I love it!
That was briliantly bad that it was... good!
Hahahaha! At first I didn't even get the point of this. Which I guess is what you were going for. But you still have a few spelling errors!
D7M
this was soo funny! Though I have seen some bad poetry, this was the worst. which is ok to say, since this is what you were goin for.
Aww thanks you guys! I know this must be the most fantabulous peice of literature you have ever seen
I'm gonna echo Snoink and say I've seen worse. If you want this to be bad you've GOT to have the word "shards" and some reference to a sunset or something in it.
I actually really like the line about the alphabet...and also the one about the easy bake over!
...I've seen worse.
O_O
Iwantyourteachertobemyteacher.
*envy*
Pulitzer Prize Winnah iz joo!
-:pirate3:
LOL Great piece of work!!!
XD I love it. It's so bad that it's...almost really good! 0.0 If that makes sense. Maybe that was the point?
That's rad. I did it for all the cookies in your easy bake oven
**This is my favorite line. I was cracking up when I read it.
It is official, you guys are definately awesome!
Nice job!
~Rieda