The Many Sides of Life

by Ego

All written by yours truly ^^ Try not to be too offended. ;)

The Sides Of...

Sex

the Light Side: Missionary Position

the Dark Side: Rough Sex

the WTF! Side: the Montana Mudslide.

Oral Fixations

the Light Side: Breath Mints

the Dark Side: Cigarettes

the WTF! Side: Crack. >.<

Booze

the Light Side: Virgin Margaritas

the Dark Side: Jagerbombs

the WTF! Side: Budweiser and a Roofie

War

the Light Side: Peace and Love, man!

the Dark Side: 0.50 BMG

the WTF! Side: Gang Wars.

Religion

the Light Side: Protestant

the Dark Side: Satanism

the WTF! Side: Westboro Baptist

God

the Light Side: God

the Dark Side: Allah!!!! (boom)

the WTF! Side: Yahweh

Political Parties

the Light Side: Capitalism

the Dark Side: Commies.

the WTF! Side: Al Qaeda

Call of Duty

the Light Side: M16 + Stopping Power

the Dark Side: M14, bitches.

the WTF! Side: n00b tube + Juggernaught

Relationships

the Light Side: Monogamy

the Dark Side: Big Pimpin'!

the WTF! Side: Bestiality.

Male Stars

the Light Side: Allen Rickman

the Dark Side: Al Pacino

the WTF! Side: Al Bundy

Nutrition

the Light Side: Garden Salad and Fat Free Ranch

the Dark Side: 32 oz. Prime Cut

the WTF! Side: Spam.

Organizations

the Light Side: MADD

the Dark Side: NRA

the WTF! Side: PETA

Female Stars

the Light Side: Oprah

the Dark Side: Paris

the WTF! Side: Brittney

Politics

the Light Side: McCain

the Dark Side: Obama

the WTF! Side: G Dubya

In Class

the Light Side: Take Notes

the Dark Side: Write retarded Dark Side, Light Side shit.

the WTF! Side: Use it as TP.

Style

the Light Side: Ties and Polos

the Dark Side: Leather and Studs

the WTF! Side: Assless Chaps

Men's Undies

the Light Side: Briefs

the Dark Side: Boxers

the WTF! Side: Goin' commando

Girls

the Light Side: Natural Blondes

the Dark Side: Asian Brunettes

the WTF! Side: Fire crotch.

Armwear

the Light Side: "Livestrong" Rubber Band

the Dark Side: Spiked Bracer

the WTF! Side: a dozen "Livestrong" Rubber Bands

Jokes

the Light Side: Knock knock...

the Dark Side: What's worse than ten dead babies in a bucket?

the WTF! Side: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza...

Sex Toys

the Light Side: Spermicidal Lube

the Dark Side: Fuzzy Handcuffs

the WTF! Side: Cat o' Nine Tails

Blow Jobs

the Light Side: Spits

the Dark Side: Swallows

the WTF! Side: Snowballin' O.o

Cylindrical Objects

the Light Side: 6" Pencil

the Dark Side: 10" Cock

the WTF! Side: 11.5" Elm and Unicorn Hair

Boobs

the Light Side: 32B

the Dark Side: 38D

the WTF! Side: Training Bra

Sex For

the Light Side: Love

the Dark Side: Lust

the WTF! Side: Neither.

Pussy

the Light Side: Virgin Fresh

the Dark Side: Gently Used

the WTF! Side: Loosey Goosey

Sex

the Light Side: Pill and Wrap

the Dark Side: Fuckin' Natural

the WTF! Side: Four pregnancies in three years.

Main Courses

the Light Side: Tofu

the Dark Side: Turkey

the WTF! Side: Tofurkey

Sexy

the Light Side: Catholic School Girls

the Dark Side: Catholic School Girls

the WTF! Side: the Janitor.

Sex Appropriate...

the Light Side: After marriage

the Dark Side: First Date

the WTF! Side: Being a nun.

Cussing

the Light Side: Darn, dang, shoot, heck, butt

the Dark Side: Fuckshitassdamnbitchmotherfucker!

the WTF! Side: Fuck that shit nigga, 'fo I pop a cap in yo mothafuckin' ass!

The Bases

the Light Side: Bunt to first

the Dark Side: In the park homer

the WTF! Side: Striking out.

Lunch

the Light Side: Subway

the Dark Side: Burger King

the WTF! side: Tofu World

American Football

the Light Side: Niners

the Dark Side: Raiders

the WTF! Side: Football.

Futbol

the Light Side: Soccer

the Dark Side: Football

the WTF! Side: All of the above.

Revenge

the Light Side: Turn the other cheek

the Dark Side: Psychological Assassin

the WTF! Side: Fire Axe

Home

the Light Side: 4 Bedroom house with 3 kids

the Dark Side: 1 Bedroom apartment with a 54" LCD

the WTF! Side: 54" Box with 3 rats.

Mammas

the Light Side: My mamma

the Dark Side: Yo mamma!

the WTF! Side: Nude mamma.

Black Stars

the Light Side: Bill Cosby

the Dark Side: Dave Chappelle

the WTF! Side: Gary Coleman

Consoles

the Light Side: Wii

the Dark Side: 360

the WTF! Side: PS3

Countries

the Light Side: USA

the Dark Side: Iraq

the WTF! Side: France

Piercings

the Light Side: Earring

the Dark Side: Nose Ring

the WTF! Side: Prince Albert

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Nate
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Nate wrote a review · Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:17 pm

Runawaythoughts ->> Lots of oddball stuff gets posted here; it's part of what makes the Young Writers Society such a unique site. The YWS administration and staff asks nothing more than that stuff be appropriately rated, as it was here. Of course, with stuff like this, I do keep a closer eye on it. However, we don't make restrictions on what gets posted for several reasons (libertarian ideals, intellectual honesty, yada yada yada).

Asking someone to not post something like this again, though, is not the best thing to say. For one, it's largely unnecessary as most authors only tend to write one piece like this. But for another, it reflects poorly on the person making the suggestion and as you can see from Hunter's response, it does not elicit good reactions. Even from a critique point of view, one of the overall aims of a critique is to get someone to agree with you, and you don't do that by saying "don't post something like this again."

You also want to make sure your spelling is at least somewhat good. It doesn't need to be perfect, but misspelling every other word does detract from your critique.

Anyways, hope that helps you in the future and I look forward to seeing you around more. Please don't take any of this the wrong way! We're all here to help you out.

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Aedomir
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Aedomir--WTF stands for What The F***


I know that, but I was wondering how it was relevant, but I am sure it is, hehe!

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Ego
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Well... dont post anything like it again cuz its only funny the first time.


It may only be funny the first time, but it's funny the first time for those that read it, no? It *is* properly rated R, you'll notice, so anyone under age, such as yourself, that reads it does so at their own risk. forgive me if I disregard your "critique," as there's nothing constructive about it. ;)

By the way...your parody makes no sense. ;) Try harder, kiddo.

--Dono

HAHA i find this hilarious. I don't agree with it all but i find it quite funny. Why would you want to post it on young writers society? I have no idea but this has made my day.
One WTF is up with you using it as toilet paper. Really? If so thats just messed up.
Well... dont post anything like it again :wink: cuz its only funny the first time.

This review has been completly written by Me
Too bad if your offeneded by it

(^that was my parody of your intro :roll: )

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Ego
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Aedomir--WTF stands for What The F***: the completely out there side of things that no one in their right mind should ever consider. Ever. Maybe.

Kitty--suggestions? This was really the only format I thought could work.

Rei--I was gonna say that none of the religious stuff should offend...till I remembered my Yahweh one. Unfortunately, that was purely an inside joke in my history class, where my catch phrase during our entire portion on the ancient Hebrews was "Don't f*** with Yahweh!"

As such, I should probably remove that one. The rest are usually satirical in nature, not really attacking anyone of the religion, rather attacking extreme parts of some religions (the Westboro Baptist Church, who picket dead soldiers' funerals with signs reading "God hates fags," and the extremist Muslim groups currently promoting anti-American sentiments world-wide).

Tristan--My thanks! Glad to see someone who shares my twisted sense of humor.

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Tristan
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Tristan wrote a review · Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:07 am

Hahaha, i loved it.

My kind of humor for sure.
Though i am worried - i found myself leaning a bit towards the dark side.
I got a kick out of all the political ones, and the religious ones too.
The sexual ones were delightful as well.
But then again, they always are.

You seemed to have touched on every subject except music! I'm sure you could come up with something great for that catergory.

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Rei
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I really don't know what to think. Some of it is funny. Some of it makes perfect sense. Then other times it is horribly offensive, especially when you touch on religion.

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scotty.knows
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This was great. I laughed pretty hard at most of these. Probably the best part is the sheer randomness of the comparisons. WTF all the way.

This was probably the best one.


Politics
the Light Side: McCain
the Dark Side: Obama
the WTF! Side: G Dubya

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Rydia
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No comment XD

Well actually, there is a comment. You have some great material here but maybe it could be presented better? With a bit more variety rather than the same criteria for each topic?

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Snoink
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Okay, so I read this really early in the morning and then fell asleep. This gave me THE WEIRDEST DREAM EVER.

With that said, the obscure sexual WTF! stuff was probably the most influential. XD

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Crysi
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Crysi wrote a review · Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:55 pm

So, this was really amusing, and I'll probably do something similar in Stat (since I no longer have to use that class to study for flying! Yay!), but I though I'd do a tally of my answers. Here's what I came up with:

Light Side: 19

Dark Side: 20

WTF! Side: 3

Pretty good balance there, I'd say. ^^

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Aedomir
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Aedomir wrote a review · Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:25 pm

I don't really know what this is, or what to take frm it in fact. It was intersting, but I am not sure what the intended point was. Yes, this is an experiment but what for? I don't know what the point of this is, but having said that, I can be very boring at times :-D

I liked:

Futbol
the Light Side: Soccer
the Dark Side: Football
the WTF! Side: All of the above.

I have no idea what it meant but it was wierd!

What is the WTF! Side?

Keep writing! (actually Im not sure that fits lol)

~D'Aedomir~

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Alteran
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Alteran wrote a review · Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:05 am

How very interesting. I do like the comparisons. Man made me laugh, many made my mouth hit my desk in shock. Still, an interesting insight into the wonderful world of Hunter.

Fuckshitassdamnbitchmotherfucker!


I would have rather there be spaces. Jut cause I rather like them more separated and easier to read. Other than that, it's very interesting.

My favorite being....Minus the spelling mistake.
Revenge
the Light Side: Turn the other cheek
the Dark Side: [s]Psytchological[/s]Psychological Assassin
the WTF! Side: Fire Axe



There’s always a story. It’s all stories, really. The sun coming up every day is a story. Everything’s got a story in it. Change the story, change the world.
— Terry Pratchett