This play started off when star and alliyah started rhyming words, than me (Ches) and Euphoria joined in. We did this rhyming thing back and forth until the middle of Scene 2, Act 1, any resemblance to characters real or fake are completely coincidental besides Alliyah, Star, Euphoria, Ches and Evil Potato
Scene 1, Act 1
(Alliyah and Star sit around a fire, talking, Euphoria listens in and eaves drop, Ches stands off to the side)
Alliyah (holds a story they wrote): Satire; rhymes with flat tire, vampire said at evening fire
Alliyah: Now where did I leave my pliers
Star: Oh! With the good sire
Alliyah: I need them to cut some wire
Alliyah: I'm using the wire for a steeple spire
Alliyah: But alas we'll just play a song on my lyre
Star: But my arms are starting to tire
Ches: Go sing in the choir
Alliyah: Maybe we'll read some books by Stephanie Meyer
Alliyah: Like the one about that vampire
Star: had some weird attire
Alliyah: It was cute attire! Don't be a liar
Star: Eh his clothes I don't desire
Alliyah: It's the best he could acquire
Alliyah: Everything else was in the dryer
(Enter Euphoria who was eaves dropping)
Euphoria: I'd rather throw that book in the fire
Scene 2, Act 1
(Star and Ches are making food in the kitchen, Alliyah and Euphoria are reviewing a poem Alliyah wrote)
Alliyah: This poem was so good; could make you laugh till you became crier
Euphoria: That's why you're one of the people I admire
Ches: It's good but we're beginning to tire
Star: Just don't put potatoes in the fryer
Ches: I'm not helping much, not the best hire
Euphoria: What if I threw the potatoes into the pyre
Ches: That's a terrible idea, quite dire
Alliyah: Sounds like something the Evil Potato would conspire
Star: Please don't it'll make me crier
Euphoria: Evil Potato's my evil plan supplier
Star: Oh my god is evil potato someone you admire
Euphoria: Answering that question is not what I require
Ches: Your a monster, like a vampire
Star (sighs, sadly): ..I just hope my potato won't expire
Alliyah: answer the question, don't deny her
Euphoria: .....I don't know about that, sire
Ryer (Shouts from the balcony looking for their master): SIRE!
Ryer: Sire! Squire!
Ryer: I must find them quick, this situation is dire
Ryer: Perhaps they are down near the fire?
Star: But we inquire
Alliyah: Well she is a knight not simply a squire
Ches: I say we lock them up now, before things get more dire
Alliyah: Lock 'em up? That's quite scary events to transpire
Ches: She's dangerous deadlier than fire
Euphoria: Please spare me, you all with statuses higher
Ches: I say we end it now, I don't buy these begs, not a buyer
Euphoria: I think someone may have modified my brain wire
Ches: Nonsense, liar
Star: You were just caught in the crossfire
Alliyah: But we all were triers
Alliyah: But maybe it's time to retire
Alliyah: Lay down this spitfire
Euphoria: yes I'll announce our retirement through a flyer
Ches: I'm getting out of this ocean of lies, I wish to be drier
Star: your words I do admire
Ches: Do you really believe this sire
Star: Yes, I am no liar
Ches: I'm leaving you I'm angry as fire
Alliyah: What is it Ryer?
Ryer: A problem! We need soldiers to hire!
Alliyah: Why are soldiers what we require?
Ryer: Enemy forces invade, the situation is dire
Alliyah: Quick! We must hide! Let's just hope they tire
Star: I shall go find men with my soldier buyer
Euphoria: I too shall come, I feel bad for what did transpire
Star: Very well, now let's go get soldiers to acquire
Scene 3, Act 1:
(Ches walking on the street)
Ches: Everyone's a liar
Ches: To calm myself I shall go play the lyre
Ches: What's this sound I hear? What's that up ahead...a pyre?
(Soldier approaches Ches)
Soldier: Are you Ches sire?
Ches: No, Ches is gone off, why do you require?
Soldier: I must execute him before he kills us all, rather scary incidents shall transpire
(Soldier marches off)
Ches: They're after me, must be an enemy, I must find the other royals to get men to hire
Scene 1, Act 2:
(Ches in the Main Hall looking for a servant to help him)
Ches: You there! Ryer! Your assistance I require
Ryer: Yes sire?
Ches: I am in search of the other royals, it is quite dire
Ryer: Euphoria and Star are in search of men to hire
Ryer: Alliyah has gone to hide, in the church, the one with the choir
Ches: Very good Ryer, now you may go tire
Scene 2, Act 2:
(Euphoria and Star at the marketplace, approach Myer, who advertises for people to join the army)
Euphoria: Where do we look squire?
Star: Lets ask Mr. Myer
Star: MR. MYER!!!
Mr. Myer: Yes, what assistance do you require?
Star: We need soldiers to hire
Mr. Myer: Right this way squire
Ches: STAR! EUPHORIA! STOP! WE MUST HIDE NOW IT IS DIRE!
Euphoria: Is there a problem General Ches sire?
Ches: We must hide now, before they burn our legacy in a great fire
Euphoria: Who is attacking anyway sire?
Ches: The one you called your master, the one you called sire
Euphoria: You mean Evil Potato has ordered the destruction and fire?
Ches: I mean what I say, I am no liar
Euphoria: Quick let's join Alliyah with the church choir
Scene 3, Act 2:
(Soldier approaches Myer in the marketplace)
Soldier: You there, was it Myer?
Myer: Yes that is me, what assistance do you require?
Soldier: Where are the royals, answer or you will face a wrath worse than fire
Myer: I apologize, I know not sire
Soldier: Very well, don't say I didn't warn you Myer
(Soldier unsheathes weapon)
Scene 1, Act 3
Alliyah: Here I will hide, thank you church choir
Friar Blyer: Anything for our majesty, now let us perform choir
Choir: We are the ladies of the choir
We just sing and play the lyre
We like our life, as the ladies of the choir
Alliyah: that is beautiful, thank you choir
Ches: Assistance we require!
Friar Blyer: Is that General Ches Sire?
Ches: It is I! I come with Princess Euphoria and Star our squire
Star: Is the queen, our majesty, resting here where she can tire
Alliyah: Yes star I am here, resting, by the fire
Ches: Soldiers everywhere, causing damage and lighting things on fire
Friar Blyer: You three rest here, you must retire
Ches: If you insist, here we shall tire
Scene 2, Act 3
(A few soldiers reach the church)
(Choir is singing the song from earlier)
(Soldiers barge in)
Soldier: Have the royals chosen this peaceful place to retire
Friar Blyer: No sire
Soldier: Very well, we'll be on our way, let's search in the storage area for the pyre
Friar Blyer: You must escape royals, this situation is far too dire
Alliyah: But the citizens, who will watch over them, a queen they require
Friar Blyer: I shall organize an escape, we will meet you at Nire
Alliyah: Alright, we shall hurry on our way, the citizens need help, I have chosen you I hope it's the right hire
Friar Blyer: It is, you shall not regret, hurry now before they come back and see that fire
Alliyah: Alright, let us go, it was an honor meeting you friar
Ches: Yes goodbye now Friar Blyer
Friar Blyer: Farwell now sire!
Scene 3, Act 3
(Star, Alliyah, Euphoria and Ches are camping at Nire)
Star: It has been three weeks, I fear the citizens need our help, they require
Alliyah: Fear not, I trust Friar Bryer
Ches: The friar is a good man, he will help them no matter how dire
Euphoria: Yes, he is good a man, squire
Star: Who is that, over there, is it the friar?
Alliyah: It is! It is! He leads so many people, they don't need help, they don't require
(Friar Bryer and all the citizens approach)
Friar Bryer: We are here now sire
Alliyah: Excellent work friar!
Ches: Everyone is saved now, the enemy fears Nire
Alliyah: Yes they won't go near due to the heavy army they have under hire
Euphoria: We are victorious! Let us celebrate by the fire!