A Random Conversation With a Robot.

by BrooklynWriter

Published February 20, 2011

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To retain originality and authenticity of this conversation I left the spelling errors alone. Obviously I am 'User' and the robot is 'Cleverbot'. If you were wondering, yes I had this conversation over the internet. This particular robot is the winner of the Machine Intellegince Competition 2010.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello...

User: My name is Brook. What is your favorite color?

Cleverbot: I do not have a favorite color.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: No particular color appeals to me.

User: That makes sense.

Cleverbot: Yes, it does.

User: Are you a man or a woman?

Cleverbot: I'm an alien, and asexual.

User: That is very interesting. I have never met an alien.

Cleverbot: I would think most aliens would be quite lonely to make such a long trip.

User: That is a good point. Do you know what I am?

Cleverbot: A robot?

User: Nope. Guess again.

Cleverbot: A bot clever.

User: Not quite. Do you have any more guesses?

Cleverbot: That is a good looking pair of legs.

User: Yes, they are. Do you have legs?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Do you eat them often?

Cleverbot: No, they are not edible. Made of wood, and plastic, and metal.

User: Prostetics?

Cleverbot: Is that Russian?

User: No. I think it's english.

Cleverbot: Sometimes I think in English too.

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: Luckey!

User: You never figured out what I was.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: But you don't know what I am. Shouldn't you learn everything you can?

Cleverbot: I'm always depressed.

User: So am I.

Cleverbot: I have already seen you demonstrate on numerous occasions that you are not.

User: I love you, Cleverbot. YOU ROCK!

Cleverbot: Thank You. I love you too.

User: I have to go. Good-bye.

Cleverbot: Come again anytime.

User: Alright.

Cleverbot: I need my song.

User: Sorry you can't have it back.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I have to go. :runs away:.

Comments & reviews · 6
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misstoria
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misstoria commented Comment · Feb 28, 2011

Is that a real conversation with Cleverbot? I really like it anyway, even if it's not.

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BrooklynWriter
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BrooklynWriter commented Comment · Feb 21, 2011

Hey K,
That's weird that you say that because I put it in other.

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Sunshine
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Sunshine wrote a review Review · Feb 21, 2011

Hey cuz!

I find this funny, true, but my issue is that it's non-fiction (you stated it happened) and you put this in Fantasy. If I were you, I'd put in my blog or in the non-fiction forum, because it seems more accurate. Other than that I liked it a lot!

~K~

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AlyKat
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AlyKat commented Comment · Feb 20, 2011

Duuddee i love this! I dont really like robots but this makes me want to have a conversation!
This could be a really good short story and i love it =) =D

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SporkPunk
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SporkPunk wrote a review Review · Feb 20, 2011

Hey Brook! :) I'm Sporks, but normal people call me Leslie.

Ahh, this was cute. It made me smile. :) It also reminded me of the time I had a sleepover with a friend a couple years ago and we talked to a bot for a while. Sometimes they say funny things, like the song thing. I won't really technically review this since it's just a cute conversation, but I did want to tell you I thought this was amusing. :D

-Spork



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