ACT II
Blog #2
(Slytherin common room)
Snape sits with blank expression.
(Hogsmead - Three Broomsticks)
"On the Rise"
SNAPE
ANY GIT WITH HALF A WAND
CAN SEE THAT HALF THE SCHOOL HAS GOT IT WRONG
TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN'T STAND
WALKING DOWN THE HALL TO CLASS
'CAUSE I SEE THEM WALKING HAND IN HAND
LISTEN CLOSE TO MY BREAKING HEART
AND KNOW THE PAIN I FE-E-EL
MY SELF-ESTEEM IS SHATTERING APART
I WISH IT WASN'T REAL
I CAN NOT BELIEVE MY EYES
HOW THE SCHOOLS FILLED WITH CURSES AND LIES
BUT IT’S PLAIN TO SEE
HATRED INSIDE OF ME
IS ON THE RISE
(In the Three Broomsticks with James)
LILY
LOOK AROUND. WE’RE LEARNING IN THE GREATEST SCHOOL
OF WITCHCRAFT AND WI-IZARDRY
JUST TAKE THE TIME AND SOON YOU'LL SEE
THAT DEEP INSIDE THERE’S LOVE IN EVERYBODY’S LIFE
WE HOLD IT CLOSE AND TIGHT
WITH LOVE, YOU CAN FILL YOUR HEART
WHEN YOU LET DOWN YOUR GAURD
I CAN NOT BELIEVE MY EYES
IS HE FINALLY GROWING WISE
CAUSE IT SEEMS TO ME
THE WALL HE'S BEEN BUILDING
IS FALLING DO-O-OWN
SNAPE
ANY ONE WITH HALF A WAND
COULD SPEND THEIR WHOLE LIFE ACTING LIKE A FRAUD
LILY
(TAKE A BOW
HE LOOKS AT ME AND EVEN NOW)
I WANT TO SHOW HIM THE WAY HOW
TO LEAVE THE LIES HE'S MADE BEHIND
SNAPE
(CAUSE THE DARK IS EVERYWHERE
AND PENNY DOESN’T SEEM TO CARE
THAT SOON THE DARK IN ME IS ALL THAT WILL REMAIN)
LILY
AND I BELIEVE THERE’S LOVE DEEP INSIDE HIS HEART
HE KEEPS IT LOCKED AWAY
SNAPE
(HE'LL CAST A LOVE SPELL DEEP INTO HER HEART
AND THROW HER AWAY)
HER INNOCENCE WILL COMPLETELY FALL APART
LILY
(WITH TIME I WILL DO YOUR PART)
SNAPE
AND HE WILL WALK AWAY
LILY
(TO TURN HIS LIFE AROUND)
SNAPE & LILY
I CAN NOT BELIEVE MY EYES
HOW POTTER IS-
SNAPE
FILLED WITH FILTH AND LIES
LILY
FINALLY GROWING WISE
SNAPE
BUT IT’S CLEAR TO SEE
LILY
(AND IT’S CLEAR TO SEE)
SNAPE
THE HATRED INSIDE OF ME
LILY
(THE LOVE DEEP INSIDE OF ME)
SNAPE & LILY
IS ON THE RISE
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Black Lake
LILY
It is so dumb that we didn't talk at all over the summer.
SNAPE
I know. Weeks of nothing, wasting everyone's time. I didn't even get one letter
LILY
I'm a fan of summer.
SNAPE
Kidding! I love it.
LILY
The smell of flowers and freshly mown grass.
SNAPE
MMmm.
LILY
The feel of the sun of your face and the wind in your hair.
SNAPE
So good.
Hey, this is odd. I ordered one butterbeer and
they gave me two. You don’t happen to like butterbeer do you?
LILY
I love it.
SNAPE
No way! what a weird, random coincidence. Here.
LILY
Thanks.
SNAPE
So how was your week? Did you spend the whole time
asking for people to help with the forest thing?
LILY
No, actually, I got asked out on a date...
SNAPE
Really. How did it go?
LILY
Great, kinda sudden. He’s turned out to be a really good looking guy, at first I thought he was kind of a jerk, stuck up and cocky and stuff...
SNAPE
Trust your instincts -
LILY
Well, actually he turned out to be totally sweet. Sometimes
people are layered like that. They build up a wall to hide their innerselves, but when you get them to take that wall down they turn out to be really deep
SNAPE
And sometimes there’s even deeper personality, behind another wall hiding the real them, that's not unlike the first personality
LILY
Huh?
SNAPE
Like a sandwich...
So, are you going to go out with him again?
LILY
I think I will...
SNAPE
Whatever
LILY
Sev?
SNAPE
Go away
LILY
Sev, Are you okay?
SNAPE
Stay away from me you... you, Mudblood.
***
Blog #3
(Slytherin Common Room Seventh Year, Snape and Lily haven't spoken since the name calling)
SNAPE
Finally. The wait is over. This my friends, is my
Sectumsempera Spell which I have specially designed to use on any of my enemies. I figured out the final part to the spell at dinner when I sucessfully saved Lily from the snake two years ago.
I say successful in that I achieved to right my wrong of creating the snake in the first place. It was less successful however because I introduced my enemy to the girl I've had a crush on since we were 9, and now he’s taking her out to Hogsmeade, and they’re probably to french kissing or something. I haven't spoken to her in two years, she won't answer my letters and she avoids me in the Slug Club meetings. RIGHT. The spell. SO as of tonight I am withdrawing my application to the Slug Club and I'm doing my best to get into the Death Eaters and if all goes according to plan I'll teach Potter and his little friends that they messed with the wrong wizard.
***
Blog #4
Snape returns battered and bruised.
SNAPE
*cough* Ahem. The Spell needs work. I also need to
be a LITTLE bit more careful about what I say to other Slytherins. Apparently James and his posse have some of the Slytherins around his little finger.
They were waiting for me near the Whomping Willow. The Spell takes a
while to say and Potter is really...
Black jelly leg hexed me.
Not to worry though, because I’m....
Oh, one second.
"Death Eaters Howlerl"
DEATH EATERS CHORUS
HE SAW THE LITTLE SPELL
YOU TRIED TO TRIED TO CAST TODAY
BUT YOUR STUPIDITY MEANS THE DARK LORD VOTES NO WAY
AND NOW ASSASSINATION IS JUST THE ONLY WAY
THERE'LL BE SOME BLOOD
IT COULD BE YOURS
SO GO KILL SOMEONE
SIGNED: DARK LORD
(Slytherin Common Room)
GOYLE
Kill someone?
SNAPE
Would you do it? To get into the Death Eaters?
GOYLE
Look at me man. I’m Goyle. I mean, at my most bad-ass I
make people feel sorry for me. I’m not Death Eater material.
SNAPE
Killing’s not my style. I don't even really know anyone who I would want to kill
GOYLE
Well you've already in the Slug Club, maybe that's all that you can achieve right now.
SNAPE
*Pfft* I’m not just some half blood. I’m Severus Snape. I am the best potions student in the school.
GOYLE
Is that the new catch phrase?
SNAPE
Whatever, you know you should try to get in too.
GOYLE
Yeah right
SNAPE
No seriously, it would be better than me having to go at it alone.
GOYLE
Okay, I'll send them an owl in the morning.
***
(The Black Lake)
SNAPE
Thank's for accepting my offer to meet today.I just want you to know that I am so sorry about what I said, what I called you...
LILY
You're welcome, I understand, I'm still hurt... but honestly, I've really missed talking to you. So what's got you upset?
SNAPE
I just, really want to get into this club. I know that I can achieve great things if I'm a part of it.
LILY
Don't worry Sev, I’m sure you'll get in.
SNAPE
I wanna do great things, you know? I wanna be powerful. Like The Dark Lord...
LILY
The Dark Lord? The most evil Wizard in the world?
SNAPE
I meant Dumbledore.
LILY
Well, I think that you are truley amazing Sev. I have some big news by the way.
SNAPE
Oh yeah.
LILY
Yeah, but maybe we should talk later.
SNAPE
Are you sure
LILY
Yeah I don't know if I'm really ready to tell anyone just yet.
SNAPE
I'm always here for you.
"Here’s a Story"
LILY
HERE’S A STORY
OF A GIRL
WHO GREW UP AS A STRANGER
HER SISTER DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
AND FOR SOME REASON ALWAYS HATED HER
EVEN IN THE SHADOWS OF THE LOST AND LONELY FEILD
THEIRS A FRIEND THAT'S THERE TO BE MADE
AND THAT'S WHO YOU'VE BEEN TO ME
YOU FOUND A WAY TO MAKE ME SMILE
WHEN I WANT TO CURL UP AND CRY
MAGIC IS EASY TO ACHIEVE
IF SPELLS ARE ALL I’M HOPING TO CAST
ANY TIME YOU’RE HURT
THERE’S ONE WHO HAS IT WORSE AROUND
AND FRIEND YOU MAKE WILL KEEP YOU SAFE
YOU WILL STAND ON SOLID GROUND
SO KEEP YOUR HOPES UP
MY DEAREST FRIEND
It’s like James is always saying...
SNAPE
Right. Him. How are things with "shallow on the
outside"?
LILY
Sev, that was years ago. And things are great actually, he uhm, he asked me to marry him. He's going to stop by to pick me up and we're going to Hogsmeade with his friends to celebrate. You can come if you'd like, I would really enjoy it if you did.
SNAPE
Wait...he asked you to marry him!?
LILY
Yeah.
SNAPE
What are you thinking!? Do you even really know this guy?
LILY
Sev, we've been dating for two years now. We're all graduating in a few months and I think that it's perfectly okay for me to make this decision right now. Besides I haven't spoken to you in two years, you have no right to tell me how to live my life. My parents love him and his parents love me.
SNAPE
Fine. Whatever. I'm done.
ARGH!
JAMES
Hey, watch it Snivellous!
SNAPE
You watch it!
LILY
Severus, this is James Potter.
JAMES
Snivellous Snape? THIS is the childhood friend? Lily I really thought you had better taste in friends.
LILY
Leave Sev alone, he hasn't done anything to hurt you.
SNAPE
I don't need you to stick up for me.
LILY
I'm only trying to help...
SNAPE
I don't need your help, you...mudblood.
JAMES
TAKE THAT BACK (holds up a wand to Snape's throat)
LILY
James don't. It's not worth it. Common let's just leave.
BLACK
Do you want me to stay back and teach this greasy slimebag a lesson?
JAMES
hah common Serius, like Lily said, IT'S not worth it.
SNAPE
You are such a coward Potter
JAMES
No, I just know better than to waste my time on a loser like you.
LILY
Com'mon James, please can we go
JAMES
Lily, this is why you stopped speaking to him in fifth year, he called you a mudblood. Don't you see the pattern
LILY
Of course I do, that's why we should just go.
SNAPE
Well have fun in Hogsmeade, maybe you two can pick out what drinks will be served at your wedding.
(Lily leaves with Serius, and Lupin)
JAMES
Jealous, Snivellous? You got a little crush, don’t you? Well you're too late. See, husbands and wives like to play around and this summer I'm taking Lily back to my place, show her the Library, take her to a coffe house, maybe even go to the beach. You think
she likes me now? I’m gonna give Lily the summer of her
dreams. Don't you get it Snivellous, I will always get what you
want. See, Lily’s giving it up. She’s givin it up hard, cause she’s with the Wand Master. And THIS (holds up wand) is not my wand.
My wand is my penis.
(Three Broomsticks, Snape's House, Back Ally)
TREALAWNEY
IT WAS DARK AND ALL CLOUDY AND THE FUTURE WAS GRAY
CAUSE AT FIRST IT WAS COLD IT WAS BLACK AND I COULDN'T FIND THE WAY
THE WORST OF THE PLAGUE THAT DEVOURED OUR WORLD
VOLDEMORT (about Trelawney)
ITS TRUE, YOU WERE VAGUE ON THE WHO
SO HOW COULD IT BE THAT YOU
HAVE SHOWN ME THE WAY
TO LIVE ETERNALLY
THE FULL MOON IS HIGH
ALL THE SNAKES ARE HISSING
THAT YOU’RE GONNA DIE
SNAPE
HOW I HESITATED
I THINK I KNOW WHY
IT’S YOUR FINAL DAY
ALL THE TIMES THAT YOU BEAT ME UNCONSCIOUS
I CAN'T FORGIVE
ALL THE TIMES YOU BULLIED ME,
I’LL LIVE
MR. COOL, MR. RIGHT, MR. KNOW-IT-ALL IS THROUGH
YOU'RE FUTURE’S NOT SO BRIGHT
VOLDEMORT (to Pettigrew)
AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU
YOU SHOWED ME THE WA-A-Y
IT’S A BRAND NEW ME
PETTIGREW
I’VE GOT NO REMORSE
NOW THE DANGER'S RISIN’
BUT I'LL DO MY BEST
I’M GONNA SHOCK THE WORLD
GONNA SHOW THE DARK LORD
IT’S HIS FINAL DAY
SNAPE
AND LILY WILL SEE
THE BETTER SIDE OF ME
NOT A JERK
NOT A IDIOT
NOT A FAILURE
AND AT FIRST SHE'LL CRY
WHEN JAMES HAS DIED
BUT I'LL HAND HER THE MEANS
TO A PERFECT NEW LIFESTYLE
VOLDEMORT
IT’S THE PERFECT TIME
TO COMMIT A CRIME
ALL THE ANGELS SING
BECAUSE YOU’RE GONNA DIE
HARRY POTTER WILL DIE
YEAH I’M A EVIL GUY
TELL EVERYONE GOOD-BYE
IT’S YOUR FINAL DAY
I love the spin off of Harry Potter and the Doctor. The title pulled me in. All great stories, poems, any piece of writing needs a good title. I do see a few flaws, but easily fixable ones. Several misspellings, and sentences that need to be capitalized. I do not understand the use of all capital letters, it is a little hard to read. I am going to guess it meant they were talking fast or shouting. But that's just my opinion. Keep up the good writing, this piece was truly enjoyable and fun to read.
Hilarious! I love the spin off of Harry Potter and Doctor. so funny. I think there's a few miss spellings though, easy fix no worries. Very original or at least I've never seen a spin off with both Harry Potter and Doctor. I don't know if everything necessarily has to be in caps though sometimes that makes it hard to read.