Warning: This work has been rated 18+ for language.
Well, I've come over all emotional now. Well. I have come. I really should stop writing and wanking at the same time. And you really didn't need to know that, but I have decided to tell you anyone because I am an honest sort of bear.
As I cry (I'm not really) I wonder how this all passed so fast and - oh for fuck's sake. I give up. I can't handle all this pretentious Oscar-style speech shizz. The point is: I am not the font of all knowledge. There, I admitted it. Basically, I have told you everything I know from my personal experience. And there will be people out there who can (and will) do this better than me. And probably already have. But that doesn't matter: because I wanted to do it. And I was motivated to do it. And I am proud that I have. So that's that.
I hope you all don't think I'm an arrogant arsehole. Because that's just not true. The thing is I just like to big things up for myself to cover up the fact that I am actually not smarter than your average bear. I am just me, Mitchell. But on the other paw, I have a VERY unique voice and I suppose that could make me quite enticing.
Anyways... this is it for me at the moment. I will pop up again don't you worry about that (yes, I know you probably weren't.) But anyway.
Goodbye my ugly, shit-faced readers. Don't look for me. And no, I don't give autographs.
Bye bye.
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Goodbye Mitchell!! You were awesome!!!
I even reviewed the whole novel in one hit because I liked it so much!! Anyways BiSF I think you deserve some credit too. Your writing was awesome, you gave us awesome tips and your character development... well let's just say it wasn't lacking. Congratulations on finishing this and HAPPY WIRITNG!!!
Haha! I really hope that he comes back with another
monstrousmaster piece! He better be back or I might just have track him down and force him to write something, after all that's what he taught us right? That you need a wake up call to right sometimes? See how much I've learnt from him!! I loved everything about our not so friendly polar bear, his insults, his anecdotes, his advice and the fat that he was a POLAR BEAR!! Which so happens to be my favourite kind of bearSilverlock
:O but I wanted one! My heart, you have broken it. :'(
I'm super tired, so sorry if I made any typos xD I did really like reading this. The abundance of advice he gave us... I will always remember. Long live Mitchell the Talking Polar Bear!
Alas, I will miss you and your advice, Mitchell! I do think that he gave some awesome advice, and used some awesome examples of his life to back it up. He was brutally honest and didn't hold back, and I love him for that. I love that he wasn't afraid to tell us what sucked and why. His insults did wound my soul, because WHAT DID I EVE RDO TO YOU? but nonetheless I was able to ignore him and focus on absorbing his awesome help.
I also loved his polar bear references and puns. Don't split your fur, hold your paws, on the other paw... it all was a reminder that this is, in fact, a talking polar bear that wanks off, has sex with "bitches", calls me mean names, and gives advice. Wait, polar bears can write?! Apparently!
Overall, I enjoyed this every step of the way! I even stayed up late to finish this.
Until next time? I hope these reviews helped.
~Iggy
They were wonderful. Thank you for taking the time to do them ALL. -massive huggles- I'm glad you liked it and don't worry... Mitchell will be back.