The road to my orphanage was long and tacky, just like my own fate. 'You need chill, Joy.' I told myself and spent some time in a coffee shop. Four torturous years of engineering had made me an ace in stress management. The extra strong cappuccino brought my spirit to life.
Roaming on the crowded streets of Mumbai, I attained a much needed serenity. The breezy ambience of the Mumbai Sea Link brought a smile to my face. 'All your problems will get blown away, just like that wind.' I told myself.
Marine Drive of Mumbai, was my hangout location. If Mumbai had it's own dictionary, Marine Drive could have been named as a universal picnic spot. Jobless bachelors, college groups, lovebirds, and even 'orphans' like me, gave it a flying visit every other day. Time flew by, but I stood still, until I realised it was too late. Ordering a taxi, I rushed towards my Ashram.
Frennie Aunty opened the door, as I watched her annoyed face.
"Look at the time, Joy! It's 12AM." Aunty shouted. It was my mistake. I kept quiet until her 'you need to be more careful' lecture ended.
"I'm sorry Aunty. I'll never do that again." I promised.
"Alright. Come, let's have our food."
"You were waiting for me?" I asked. There was someone in this world, who could understand the agony of an orphan. My hunger had dried down after the grant scandal, but I couldn't say no to our sixty five year old caretaker.
"You should have informed Anjali. She was waiting for you."
"I was busy with my office work." I lied. Aunty had no idea about the crisis, our orphanage was going through. Her life was limited to taking care of all the kids.
"You could have called her before switching off your cellphone."
"I'll talk to her tomorrow." She passed me a glass of water, as I finished my meal.
Dubey had ruined my day, but the cheerful and fast-moving life in Mumbai inspired me to go to bed and hope for a better tomorrow.
****
"Wake up, wake up, wake up..." My stupid alarm clock roared. I took out all my frustration on that lifeless object. Displaying my muscle power, I suffocated it under my pillow for ten long minutes.
"Are you enjoying it, Dubey?" I asked. There was no reply. 'It's your alarm clock asshole! What the fuck are you doing?' I realised I was doing bullshit. I got out of my bed, but couldn't get Dubey out of my mind. 'Rascals like Dubey are born like mosquitoes. Their only job is to leech your blood and ruin your life. Get back to work without wasting your time.' I packed my tiffin box after preparing myself for the day.
"Hurry up, you're late," Frennie Aunty shouted.
"Bye Aunty. Take care," I replied, as I tied the lace of my life, along with my shoes and rushed towards my office.
"What's the matter Joy? You look worried." Ajit asked me, during our lunch break. I was indeed worried. He was pouring a glass of watermelon juice in his Chinese noodles.
"Sorry? Did you say something?" I asked, as a chocolate cake made it's way into Ajit's innovative dish. I felt like vomiting, while he was mixing all the ingredients with bare hands.
"Can't you eat like a human, Ajit?" I shouted, after giving a 'constipation look' to my colleague. He awfully looked at me. His 'It's my food, I'll eat it the way I want' approach wasn't very healthy for our corporate team.
Ajit was a guy God created, after watching a mindless slapstick movie. He was well built, had a husky voice and a charming personality, but his presentation skills were worse than the Indian Parliament. Like the ministers in parliament, he was often caught sleeping in our office.
"I'm sorry Ajit. Actually I am quite stressed about our Ashram."
"What happened to your grant?" he asked.
"The Indian Government rejected it, because I 'misbehaved' with a 'public servant'."
"Bloody Shitheads! These fucking bureaucrats won't even spare orphanages. You should have done a sting operation against him."
"Seriously? You think sting operation works?"
"Of course it does, but I think it's too clichéd." I threw a dirty look after hearing his 'clichéd mistake'. 'What the fuck do you mean by clichéd? Am I writing a novel?' I wanted to shout.
"Sting operations aren't easy to execute, Ajit." I ended up answering.
"What's your plan right now? How're you going to raise the funds?" he asked an obvious question.
"Let's see. I'll talk to Anjali and we'd decide something."
"You should talk to some NGOs. There are many organisations which fund orphanages."
"Yeah. That's a great idea!" I exclaimed. Ajit's inputs were always fabulous. 'I wish this guy had bigger dreams'. Sadly, he was content with his small life and enjoyed being a sidekick in his own fantasy.
"Thanks man. Wanna taste my delicious recipe?" he asked.
"I'm dieting," I replied, while adding some peanut butter to my cheese toast.
"How's Ira?" I asked, before he could challenge my dim-witted dieting lie. The easiest way to deviate Ajit, was talking about Ira.
"She's great. I bought a new mobile yesterday. She's enjoying it."
'Mobile for a three year old kid? Rather than wasting your money, you should donate it to my Ashram.'
"Wow! That's great. Your daughter seems to enjoy gadgets. You taught her, how to use it?"
"Actually, I'm going to use it. She'll teach me all the functions tonight."
I felt checkmated by his confession. After few moments of pin drop silence, I heard our boss yelling.
"Come on guys, hurry up. Stop gossiping about me and go back to work."
"He's crazy. Why'd anyone gossip about him? We have much better topics." Ajit whispered.
"I need to go. I have lot of pending work. See you after office."
"Sure."
****
Office hours ran with the speed of Usain Bolt, while we were working like the Indian Judiciary. Even a tortoise with fractured legs would laugh at us, if it found out our work speed. Our routine sales meet had twenty minutes reserved for a 'sorry session'.
For every question of boss, our 'sorry' was ready. I guess the routine meeting got it's name 'routine', because nothing new happened in it.
"I want numbers, guys! Kick your ass and work hard. You need to improve your performance!" he kept repeating, while scratching his beard. Getting numbers meant visiting customers and achieving our sales target.
"We'll improve our sales. Don't worry sir." All the junior managers pleaded. Ultimately the circus ended at 7 PM as our ringmaster was tired of bashing all the corporate lions.
After the end of corporate war, the commuting battle was waiting for me. Ajit owned a bike, while my other two colleagues, Mohit and Prashant drove their prestigious cars. Poor me! I had to undergo one long torturous hour in that crowded local. Every resident in Mumbai felt like a stuntman, in our train.
"Hi Aunty. Where's Anjali?" I asked Frennie Aunty, as I reached my orphanage.
"I'm the caretaker of these children, not your girlfriend." She bluntly replied. Something was surely wrong with her.
"What's the matter, Aunty?"
"Anjali is going to Delhi next week, for ten long days."
"I'll talk to her. She's in her room, right?" I asked, as Aunty nodded. Anjali's ten days tour was quite annoying for both me and Aunty. Aunty was very much attached to me and Anjali.
As I was heading towards Anjali's room, Nisha came running towards me.
"Joy uncle, let's watch TV." she whispered. I couldn't say no to that four year old princess. I was deeply attached to her from the day she became a part of our Ashram. We went to my room. More kids joined us to watch the evergreen 'Tom and Jerry' show.
"Wait a minute guys, I'll check some news channels first." I told the kids, remembering Ajit's advice to search for NGOs. I switched on the TV.
'Breaking News! Breaking News! Breaking News! Fashion designer Mandy's dog, Rambo is all set to marry for the forth time, in the upcoming week.' The news channel flashed. The over enthusiastic reporter was taking expert opinions, as I changed the channel.
'It's a conspiracy planned by the opposition party to destroy our Government.' A seventy year old minister was shouting along with five other assholes, as the 'Debate show' was looking like a 'standup comedy'.
"Gone are the days when news channels meant information," I said and switched to another channel.
After shuffling seven channels, I found out the contact number of one NGO. Heaving a sigh of relief, I gave the TV remote to kids, as they watched their lovable cartoon. I kept looking at their innocent faces. 'What wrong have they done? Don't they deserve a better future?'
I walked around our orphanage that night. The gigantic mansion built by Shashi uncle had revived many hapless lives. It's own life was now in danger. Anjali and I shared the responsibility to maintain our forty five year old orphanage.
Evergreen trees, neatly maintained garden and an in-house school, had a maintenance cost, that could scare the shit out of any professional. I was gazing at the sky, thinking about the NGO, as I heard someone shouting.
"Hey, Joy. Come upstairs, I need to talk to you." I heard Anjali's voice. My blood went cold. She wanted to discuss about the grant, which was already rejected. I wasn't prepared for her reaction, but I had no option. 'Calm down, Joy and talk to her.' I assured myself and decided to face the music.
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