In Which Order is Half Reestablished In, Ironically, the Anarchy Bus
Rei slammed all the bus buttons she could find.
"IT'S FUN TO LIVE IN ABJECT AAAN-AR-C-Y," She screamed along with the smoking remains of the bus. The still intact radio blasted YCMA in sync with flashing lights. Not even the rules of spelling could break from the pull of this excited necromancer's theological face-heel turn!
"THERE IS EVERYTHING YOU COULD THINK TO ENJOY except food water and wi-fi!" @Moonwatcher, beleaguered tagalong, clapped.
The reality of the statement hit them both like a wifi dead zone. Suddenly, YCMAnarchy didn't seem as fun anymore. Rei turned down the music.
"How are we supposed to look up funny cat videos now?"
In the distance, Rei thought she could make out what might be shrouded silhouettes of @RippleGylf and @heather.
She rolled down the window. Tendrils of fog crept in over the window, like dry ice spilling across a theater stage.
"Hey! Who wants in on the anarchy bus?"
"True vampires need an invitation!" Heather shouted back,
"You're all invited to the anarchy bus!"
Rei rolled the window back up and pushed further important-looking buttons until she figured out that, in fact, that lever opened the doors. They creaked open.
The anarchy bus' lights had lit beacon-like pools through the rippling fog, which turned out to be uncomfortable to stand in. Therefore, by the time Rei figured out which level to pull, a respectable handful of stranded party-goers had gathered, and in turn flooded onboard.
The swell of noise overtook the muted Village People at once.
"There are creepy crawlies out there!" Heather exclaimed as soon as she'd flopped over a seat, one hand poised dramatically over her heart. "Like werewolves! Nasty things, they are. Far inferior to us true vampires."
"I don't know, I quite like dogs." @ChildofWriting put forth, calm and collected.
"Order on the anarchy bus!" Rei called from the front seat. No one listened. Outside, the fog crept up the sides of the bus, fingering corners, poking at seams, trying to leak its way inside.
"Stupid question. Give me another." @Kaos pouted at @DrThomas.
Rei shrugged and gave up. At least she still had control of the radio.
At least, she did - until the fog got into that, too.
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