Trouble in Santa’s Time! (first?humour storybook; open)

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This is, quite possibly, Young Writers Society’s very first humour storybook.

Plot
It’s that time of year again! With ho-ho-hos and candy canes, the spirit of Christmas (as popularized by cultural commercialism) is seeping through every window, around every door, and, yes, down every chimney. Up at the North Pole city of Northpolia, it’s getting extra busy as the elves who haven’t caught up to their annual quota are rushing around to put the finishing touches on various projects. But something is not right. There have been rumours going around that the wily Jack Frost with his hoard of evil snowmen have discovered the secret of Santa’s Time, the time-freezing technique used by Santa Claus to visit all the Santa-believing children around the world in one night. Then, when Santa himself goes missing, all South Pole breaks loose…

Character type explanation
There are slots available for elves, snowmen, and human children.
Elves
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The biggest and most muscular elves (almost half as big as your average human) are working as the fat red man’s Bodyguards, protecting him from fangirls, assassins (you have no idea), crazed shoppers, and the like.

The smaller, but still larger than the average, elves are Workers: doing manual labour such as cleaning out the reindeer stalls, waxing the sled, taking care of the reindeer, and the like.

The cleverer elves are the Inventors, inventing new designs for sled propulsion, space-warping devices for going down chimneys, tools for making toys, weapons for the Bodyguards, perfecting Santa’s Time techniques, and the like.

The next group of elves is the Watchers, which keep tabs on children and tally their goodness, their belief in Santa, and the number and severity of their bad deeds for the toy quota.

The rest of the elves are, obviously, Toymakers. They… make toys. And the like.


Snowmen
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There are three kinds of snowmen: Slushmen, which are soft and can shapeshift, Snowmen, which are the standard kind and can just go around killing stuff, and Icemen, which are frozen over and are thus much more dangerous.

The Slushmen are the least intelligent, as their brains are literally mush, the Snowmen are moderately intelligent, and the Icemen are very intelligent. Weapons for all range from carrot missiles to top hat cannons to scarf whips to I don’t know, make up your own!


Human Children
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They’re children…who are human. They can be either Believers, which means they believe in Santa, or Non-Believers, which means they don’t. Any nationality is fine.


Profile template: (remember to delete the stuff in parentheses!)
Elves:
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Name:
Gender:
Size: (from one foot tall for the smaller ones to three feet for the really big ones)
Position: (Bodyguard, Worker, Inventor, Watcher, or Toymaker)
Personality: (be detailed)
Likes:
Dislikes:
Strengths:
Weaknesses:
Appearance: (Be detailed, any picture is okay just so long as we can clearly see what it looks like)
History: (You don’t absolutely have to be detailed here)
Tool of choice: (weapons for bodyguards, tools for workers, gadgets for inventors, and toymaking tools for toymakers, obviously)
Favourite toy:
Favourite Christmas movie: (please don’t pick Elf if you can help it)
Other: (anything I forgot)

Snowmen:
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Name:
Size: (from one foot tall for the really small ones to six or seven feet for the really big ones, remember to add the number and size of snowballs: three in the standard in North America, but in Japan they have two and some places they have four)
Density/Composition: (Ice, Snow, or Slush)
Personality: (be detailed)
Likes:
Dislikes:
Strengths:
Weaknesses:
Appearance: (Be detailed, any picture is okay just so long as we can clearly see what it looks like. Remember that you’re designing a snowman, not a marble sculpture)
History: (You don’t absolutely have to be detailed here)
Weapon of choice:
Other weapons:
Favourite Christmas movie: (please, please don’t pick Elf if you can help it)
Other: (anything I forgot)

Children:
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Name: (first and last, middle optional)
Age: (four to fourteen)
Gender:
Nationality/Ethnicity:
Personality: (be detailed, remember you’re writing about kids, not teenagers or adults)
Likes:
Dislikes:
Strengths:
Weaknesses:
Believer or not?
Appearance: (Be detailed, any picture is okay just so long as we can clearly see what it looks like)
History: (You don’t absolutely have to be detailed here; again, remember you’re writing about kids)
Favourite toy:
Favourite Christmas movie: (please, please, please don’t pick Elf if you can help it)
Other: (anything I forgot)


Characters:

Elves
  1. MelawenWillow: Peppa

Snowmen
  1. mortimermcmirestinks: Gambrozarvognikbon Ixkyvombadom Arbivargarius III, the twelfth (A.K.A. Gams)

Children

    Reserved:
    1. Omniyus
    2. Dakushau
    3. CowLogic

    RULES

    All the regular YWS rules.
    No god-modding.
    No graphic scenes of any kind.
    Violence is okay, but keep it PG. Remember to keep it funny and not serious: this is a humour storybook.
    Romance isn't encouraged: remember, these are little people, snowmen, and children.
    No Mary Sues!
    Try not to slip into purple prose too much, unless there's a definite stylistic reason; e.g., it's funny.
    Last edited by mortimermcmirestinks on Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:58 pm, edited 4 times in total.
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    Name: Peppa
    Size: 1 foot 2 inches
    Position: Inventor
    Personality: Peppa is a friendly elf, even though she can be introverted sometimes. She seems to be in a hurry most of the time, but will make time for others if necessary.
    Likes: Blueprints, calculators, chocolate, and bolts.
    Dislikes: She hates the sound of people chewing loudly, and intensely dislikes being unexpectedly touched (e.g., poked).
    Strengths: She is very smart, efficient, and creative.
    Weaknesses: She gets scared easily.
    Appearance: She has moca-colored skin, and a pair of oversize green-framed glasses that she is constantly pushing up. She prefers to wear stockings and a knee-length tunics most days, and has an impressive amount of curly hair which she is usually unable to keep under control. She has wide light-brown eyes.
    History: She was born in the north pole to two of Santa's elves. Her parents unfortunately perished on a dangerous mission to deliver last-minute gifts to South Africa. She was raised by an old inventor who taught her all she knows when it comes to inventions.
    Tool of choice: magnifying attachment for her glasses and pocket tool case.
    Favourite toy: rubrics cube
    Favourite Christmas movie: A Garfield Christmas
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    Reserving a spot over here, this is gonna be fun :D

    EDIT: I'm sorry, I have to drop out, too many things in my life right now.
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    Quick note: I might not be able to add reservations for a while (editing problems), so just remember that your reservations have been added. They are just temporarily invisible.
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    I agree Om. I'm also reserving a spot. i will post my profile once i decide and finish it.
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    Hmmmm.... It seems that this is right up my alley.




    And I am going to have to ask you to leave my alley. This is private property! Hey. Get away from that dumpster! THse kids, I'm telling you....

    The storybook?

    Oh yeah, sure I'll join that.
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    Name: Gambrozarvognikbon Ixkyvombadom Arbivargarius III, the twelfth (A.K.A. Gams)

    Size: Seven feet, three snowballs.

    Density/Composition: Iceman

    Personality: Stupid, fiercely loyal to Jack Frost, extremely determined

    Likes: Kicking puppies and scaring children

    Dislikes: Warmth, niceness, happiness, peace, love, coffee, etc., etc.

    Strengths: Low temperatures, any of his weapons, very powerful physically

    Weaknesses: Heat, fast and/or small things, he has bad eyesight, his eyes can be knocked out easily

    Appearance: Seven feet of solid ice cruelty with coal eyes and a semicircle of coal in the shape of a frowning mouth. Long, striped scarf (hand-knitted by Frost’s own dear mother, the weaponization [see below] was all Frost), and two oak branches for arms. A long, bent carrot for a nose. Hat is a very tall, red, silk top hat.

    History: Was built by Frost to be a completely perfect snowman: unmeltable, genius, lightning-quick, invincible and deadly. Unfortunately, Frost realized that you can’t have an unmeltable thing made of snow and/or ice, you can’t have a genius thing that has literally no brain, you can’t have a lightning-quick thing that is several hundred pounds of solidity. He ended up making Gams kind of stupid and slow, but still powerful. Gams has been crushing children’s dreams and eating kittens ever since.

    Weapon of choice: His scarf, which is actually a ten-foot-long razor-sharp whip.

    Other weapons: His massive oak arms, his hat-cannon, his nose-shiv.

    Favourite Christmas movie:
    (please don’t pick Elf if you can help it) It’s A Wonderful Life, because the bad guy gets away with it in the end
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    Name: Tory Estevez
    Age: 8
    Gender: Male
    Nationality/Ethnicity: Father is Hispanic
    Personality: ISTP. He likes to spend time alone. He hates bullies, because he's been bullied all his life for being little. He refuses to change who he is to please other people, though. He's a pretty good kid altogether; tends to think things through before reaching a decision; spends a lot of time in his own head; likes to take things apart to understand how they work. If he doesn't understand something, he doesn't believe in it. Doesn't express things too strongly, even though he definitely has feelings.
    Likes: Chocolate, jaguars, toy soldiers, Mario Kart, sharp objects, explosions, mashed potatoes, vampires, swimming, ice hockey, Captain Underpants, Pixar, Batman, tools, mechanics, dissection
    Dislikes: Beans, kissing in movies, loud music, teenagers, Santa Claus, baths, reading, ads on TV, losing at competitive sports
    Strengths: Good at swimming and the fastest skater on his hockey team; can eat two pounds of mashed potatoes at a sitting.
    Weaknesses: Gets hungry easily.
    Believer or not?: Nope.
    Appearance: Short for his age and very skinny; super high metabolism. Dark hair that he keeps as short as is physically possible; would like to shave it but his mother won't let him. Dark eyes. Wears comfortable, raggedy clothes; doesn't always remember to wear clean underwear.
    History: born Victor Ramon Estevez. Parents divorced when he was two; he lives with his mother and stepfather, who's going to adopt him. He has a thirteen year old brother and a two year old half-sister.
    Favourite toy: Collection of Batman action figures
    Favourite Christmas movie: A Christmas Story
    Other: Umm he has a crush on their 39 year old car repairwoman.
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    Name: Grum

    Size: 7 and a half feet of pure evil. 3 snowballs.

    Density/Composition: Ice

    Personality: Not very intelligent, endlessly loyal to Jack Frost

    Likes: unhappiness, being cruel.

    Dislikes: warm places, happiness.

    Strengths: His weapons and cold places.

    Weaknesses: Warmth/Fire/Hot things.

    Appearance: Almost 8 feet of pure evil with large, night-black rocks for eyes, a large branch jutting out of the side of his round, nose-less head for no apparent reason, a tall silk top hat upon his head, a cruel, frowning, rock-formed mouth, and a scarf. His arms are thick branches.

    History: Was built to help further progress Jack Frosts army.

    Weapon of choice: His massive branch arms.

    Other weapons: His scarf whip, his top hat boomerang, one of his large rock eyes.

    Favourite Christmas movie: None

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