But but but but but... I already claimed her! Why don't you go with @CowLogic? he seems lonely. Or @Ariaadams, or @Carina, or lots of people who seem lonely. @GriffinClaw
I’d heard he had started a fistfight in one of the seedier local taverns because someone had insisted on saying the word “utilize” instead of “use". — Patrick Rothfuss, A Wise Man's Fear