Corrupt a Wish [3]

No wishes granted...

I wish, I had this weapon who could make everyone stop for a second and that I could go back and make things better.

Granted but you are stopped for a five minutes after everyone else stops for a second.

I wish that I could have a choclate bar.

Granted,but it is poisoned so. You die.

I wish Lili had posted a wish to grant.

Granted, but it was to have you banned.

I wish I had night vision.

Granted - You can't see in the day!

I wish my desk and cupboards would clean themselves.

Granted, but they clean the words right off your papers.

I wish my giant squid was purple instead of grey.

Granted but it won't be the purple you want to see it in.

I wish I had broken pieces of glass.

Granted; the broken piece of glass breaks into diamond dust.

I wish I could sleep. 0:

Granted - You won't be able to wake until a PRINCE kisses you (Fat chance of that since there aren't many available princes...)

I wish I knew what it was like to be my characers.

Granted: you're trapped in the most boring page of your novel for ETERNITY.

I wish I could live forever eternally youthful.

Granted: Except you're living as an infant.

I wish to be a powerful man.

Granted: You're the powerfullest man of potatoes.

I Wish I was a Digimon Tamer.

Not granted...*shrugs* Hey don't look like that, I'm no geenie. Plus all tfuture tamers have left to shibuya station and are on the train.

I wish I knew what types of novels and manga's I liked, now I'm don't know what type of stuff I sould read.

Granted, but you're stuck reading the same thing for the rest of your life.

I wish English class wasn't so boring.