Unfortunately, The Higher Being ruling over the un-blown-up world didn't appreciate all the people with psychotic plans to blow everyone up, so he made the planet indestructible.
We're young, open flowers in the windy fields of this war-torn world - Mumford & Sons
Fortunately, there is a shop where you can buy immortality called Live Long and Prosper!
"You know how writers are... they create themselves as they create their work. Or perhaps they create their work in order to create themselves."-Orson Scott Card Cats are awesome! So are books!so obviously; catslikebooks2!
Unfortunately, that shop is run by Vulcans, and in order to qualify as a purchaser of immortality, you must present your case for requiring immortality in a flawlessly logical fashion.
unfortunately, you forgot the speech and the only written copy was eaten by a Velociraptor.
"You know how writers are... they create themselves as they create their work. Or perhaps they create their work in order to create themselves."-Orson Scott Card Cats are awesome! So are books!so obviously; catslikebooks2!
Unfortunately the Velociraptor wouldn't go with you because he needed to be bribed with a Papapphippipippohippus which you didn't have.
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest. The trees keep the tempo and they sway in time. Quartet of crickets chime in for the chorus. If I were to pluck on your heart strings would you strum on mine?
Unfortunately, before the velociraptor could finish his speech, he was eaten by a T-rex.
"You know how writers are... they create themselves as they create their work. Or perhaps they create their work in order to create themselves."-Orson Scott Card Cats are awesome! So are books!so obviously; catslikebooks2!
Unfortunately, the dragon dragon next door to the T-rex was feeling peckish....
"You know how writers are... they create themselves as they create their work. Or perhaps they create their work in order to create themselves."-Orson Scott Card Cats are awesome! So are books!so obviously; catslikebooks2!
Fortunately, he had other things to eat so he didn't eat the T-Rex.
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest. The trees keep the tempo and they sway in time. Quartet of crickets chime in for the chorus. If I were to pluck on your heart strings would you strum on mine?
Unfortunately, the velciraptor was located in an area full of hungry monsters and he couldn't run because the T-rex had eaten one of his legs.
"You know how writers are... they create themselves as they create their work. Or perhaps they create their work in order to create themselves."-Orson Scott Card Cats are awesome! So are books!so obviously; catslikebooks2!
Fortunately, I killed every dinosaur so they can't sing.
"the beauty of words. They can be many different things to many different people. It's all in how we listen. Or how we read."- Lyrical Inspiration (authors note) of Enemies and Playmates by Darcia Helle
Unfortunately, there is a group of singing trees that have voices that kill everything within 30 meters
"You know how writers are... they create themselves as they create their work. Or perhaps they create their work in order to create themselves."-Orson Scott Card Cats are awesome! So are books!so obviously; catslikebooks2!
fortunately my boyfriend flies over and drops a nuke on them.
"the beauty of words. They can be many different things to many different people. It's all in how we listen. Or how we read."- Lyrical Inspiration (authors note) of Enemies and Playmates by Darcia Helle
