Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Warrior Princess
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Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:35 am
Warrior Princess says... · Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:35 am
Granted; he instead gives you fifty lashes with the cat-o-nines.

I wish to be a Youtube star for something NOT stupid.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
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Mickixoxo
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Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:17 pm
Mickixoxo says... · Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:17 pm
Granted but people get jealous of your popularity and shoot you.

I wish I had some dip for my chips.
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fireheartedkaratepup
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Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:44 pm
fireheartedkaratepup says... · Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:44 pm
Granted, but there's mold in it.

I wish this semester were over already.
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Mickixoxo
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Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:13 pm
Mickixoxo says... · Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:13 pm
Granted, but the country decides that you don't study hard enough and cancels summer vacation.

I wish I had a little brother that adored me.
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TheTruthLiesWithin
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Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:08 pm
TheTruthLiesWithin says... · Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:08 pm
Granted but he loves you so much he handcuffs you to him.

I wish the sun would be purple.
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Mickixoxo
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Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:38 pm
Mickixoxo says... · Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:38 pm
Granted, but then everyone goes insane and kills the person who wished for the sun to be purple.... (you)

I wish that I wasn't such a procrastinator so I could get this short story done!
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Warrior Princess
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Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:03 pm
Warrior Princess says... · Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:03 pm
Granted; now you have to do everything the moment you think about doing it.

I wish I had a portable piano I could strap to my back.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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SisterItaly
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Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:36 am
SisterItaly says... · Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:36 am
Granted, but your back breaks.

I wish my head didn't hurt
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Mickixoxo
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Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:18 am
Mickixoxo says... · Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:18 am
Granted, but your back does.

I wish chocolate bunnies didn't look like mice when you bite the ears off.
If there's a 50/50 chance of getting something wrong go for it anyway because there is also a 50/50 chance of getting it right

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fireheartedkaratepup
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Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:20 am
fireheartedkaratepup says... · Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:20 am
Granted--they turn around and eat YOU instead.

I wish review day would come faster.
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Mickixoxo
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Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:24 am
Mickixoxo says... · Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:24 am
Granted, but time doesn't stop moving fast and before you know it, you've aged thirty years.

I wish... That I had some chocolate milk
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yombleflobber
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Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:35 am
yombleflobber says... · Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:35 am
Granted, but it's so expired and sour the paint begins to peel as soon as you open it.

I wish I tanned.
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Jenthura
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Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:44 am
Jenthura says... · Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:44 am
Granted, but you forget to take your shirt off, so you look like someone bleached your chest. Your arms are a nice tan, though. :D

I wish I had a private jet and a personal crew.
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Mickixoxo
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Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:28 pm
Mickixoxo says... · Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:28 pm
Granted, but it crashes.

I wish I had a Vera Bradley bag.
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theotherone
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Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:32 pm
theotherone says... · Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:32 pm
Granted, but you forgot it in the bus and someone stole it.

I wish it could stop raining.
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