Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted, but the appeal is greatly lessened so you don't want it and turn instead to coffee.

I wish my sister would stop ragging on me about my bare feet.

Granted. Now she starts ragging on you about you being naked.

I wish chocolate was carcinogenic.

Granted; but nobody knows what carcinogenic means so it doesn't matter anyway.

I wish I had a girlfriend...

Granted, she kills me and you never get your JART art.

I wish ALL my JART requests were magically done for me without anyone ever knowing. >U<

Granted but now we all know that your art is done magically for you because you wished for it in Corrupt a Wish

I wish my stalker ex-boyfriend would stop bothering me and die in an abyss of dooming lava.

Granted, but his ghost haunts you always, driving you into insanity.

I wish it was the end of May.

Granted, but your mom forces you to take maymester classes.

I wish my puppy would be pottytrained already.

Granted, but it will never stop chewing things up.

I wish I had a giant kvicka.

Granted. Now you also have a giant tumor on your face.

I wish people would never say dirty words again.

Granted, but you can't talk.

I wish I had less chocolate for Easter...?

Granted, someone presses the rewind button and you uneat everything. It's pretty gross. And you're really hungry now.

I wish girls would stop fawning over me because of my rugged good looks.

Granted anyway, because you don't have any.

I wish I could stop animal cruelty.

Granted; now the animals are cruel to you.

I wish I would look good blonde.

Granted. Now you have no hair.

I wish I could stop human cruelty.

Granted, now humans are so PC nothing gets done and the world falls into chaos.

I wish we could have our cruel dictator, Stan back. He had Pizza Wednesdays; it was so awesome.