Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted, but they're poisoned.

I wish he gave out antidotes to his trusted few, of which I am one and you are not.

Granted, but I steal yours and replace it with biscuit juice.

I wish I was one of the trusted few.

Granted but then he grows paranoid and kills them.

I wish I hadn't already died of poisoned donut so that I could be killed by him along with you.

Granted, but I survive because I suddenly fall out of favor that day.

I wish I had a shovel so I could bury all of you.

Granted, but it's the size of your finger.

I wish we all came back as the mindless minions of the Muskrat king.

Granted, but he accidentally ate a poison donut and now he's a mindless minion of Stan.

I wish Stan would be the new king.

Granted. Stan is the male otter drag queen, and institutes all of the same practices.

I wish charcoalspacewolfman was a mindless zombie of Stan, too.

Granted, but Stan trusts him more than the other minions

I wish I was given my own country to control for Stan.

Granted. It's the size of a postage stamp.

I wish I wrested control of charcoalspacewolfman's country away from him.

Granted but everyone eaves the country.

I wish my friends parents weren't divorced.

Granted, they're married. But not to each other.

I wish people wouldn't put up things they actually do wish on here.

Granted, now they put up other weird and embarrassing things.

I wish you and Pundit wouldn't take over all these word game forums.

Granted (but it's not me, it's HIM (or her, I really didn't check)), but one of us dies and you have that on your conscience,

I wish I had a kush ball

Granted, but you can't find it.

I wish charcoalspacewolfman and Jenthura would take over all these word forums.

Granted; they ban you so you can't comment anymore.

I wish chocolate was not fattening.