Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted, but in your fury at having received the carriage at an inopportune time means you pound it into the ground in frustration.

I wish your pony would come back to life.

^_^ Yay! You revived my pony!

Only..... he came back wrong, and now he's mad and destroying everything. I shall have to tame him.

I wish............I wish I didn't have to attend school.

Granted, now you have to go to college!

I wish I had my driver's license.

Granted, but you're blind.

I wish I could see.

College is school, silly.

Granted, but the light gives you killer migraines every time you open your eyes.

I wish I could fly.

Technically, yes...OK, you can't get a job!
Anyway...granted, but you get stuck in a lightning storm and get swept out to sea where you foolishly land in the water, which bogs you down so much you can't fly.

I wish I had a penny.

Granted, but that is all the money you have.

I wish charcoalspacewolfman had Panda cheese.

Granted, but after receiving it, I say I don't wanted and, when the panda shows up, I bust out a M1919 Browning machine gun.

I wish I had some ammo for my machine gun.

Granted, but it's all blanks.

I wish I had an evil penguin.

Granted, but it kills you.

I wish Narnia was real.

Granted, but you can't go there.

I wish I had a rubber band ball.

Granted, but you can't find it.

I wish my evil penguin conquered the world.

I did lose my rubber band ball. It was sad. I cried. Well, not really, I just made another one.
Anyway...
Granted, but its reign is fraught with slander and scandalous affairs which send it into deep depression ending in suicide. The people elect a muskrat as king.

I wish the muskrat had a wife.

Granted, but the wife is really a male otter drag queen.

I wish the muskrat had feasts everyday.

Granted, but he has feasts of the unutterable flesh!(see Edgar Allen Poe's Tale of Jerusalem. It's actually not scary, it just sounds like it)

I wish he gave out donuts every day.