Corrupt a Wish 2

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Calligraphy
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Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:03 pm
Calligraphy says... · Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:03 pm
You get the apple but in the very first bite you crunch down on a big fat worm.

I wish I could fly!




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Bloo
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Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:05 pm
Bloo says... · Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:05 pm
Granted, but you lose your feet as a result.

I wish this Alligator wasn't eating my hair.
That User Who Changed Their Name A Dozen Times And So No One Ever Knew Who They Were Half the Time and When They Did Only Used Bolt.

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Lauren2010
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Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:36 am
Lauren2010 says... · Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:36 am
Granted, but now a crocodile is eating your hair.

I wish I could stop procrastinating
Got YWS?




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SisterItaly
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Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:37 pm
SisterItaly says... · Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:37 pm
Granted but now you have nothing to do

I wish I was a polyolyoptosaurus
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.




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Jenthura
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Sun Sep 12, 2010 3:13 pm
Jenthura says... · Sun Sep 12, 2010 3:13 pm
Granted, but since no such thing exists, you no longer exist.

I wish I was bald.
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Calligraphy
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Sun Sep 12, 2010 6:09 pm
Calligraphy says... · Sun Sep 12, 2010 6:09 pm
Granted, but now everyone stares/points at you and say "hahahaha you are bald like a plumpkin"!

I wish that I could breath under water and above water.

A. S.




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LadyPurple
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Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:28 pm
LadyPurple says... · Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:28 pm
Granted, but the world explodes and you're sent into the airless, waterless space and die....

I wish I had any book I wanted just by thinking: "Hey I want, *name of book*"
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SisterItaly
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Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:15 am
SisterItaly says... · Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:15 am
Granted but you MUST read the book after it appears, and you accidentally say "Hey I want Twilight!"

Edit: I wish I would have remembered to put a wish
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

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Calligraphy
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:49 am
Calligraphy says... · Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:49 am
Granted, but of course your wish is corrupted. (does that make sense?)

I wish that I didn't have to sleep, but still could if I wanted. I would have so much more time!




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SisterItaly
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:28 pm
SisterItaly says... · Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:28 pm
Granted, but you never have anything to do, so occupy all you're time sleeping anyway.

I wish I could eat a pickled peanut... Ya I got nothing, so this works.
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.




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SisterItaly
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:28 pm
SisterItaly says... · Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:28 pm
Granted, but you never have anything to do, so occupy all you're time sleeping anyway.

I wish I could eat a pickled peanut... Ya I got nothing, so this works.
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.




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Calligraphy
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Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:58 pm
Calligraphy says... · Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:58 pm
Granted, but it makes you sick and you die a slow and painful death of starvation, because after you eat the pickle you can't keep anything down not even if you are fed through a tube.

I wish that I had 13 wishes :D




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Ranger Hawk
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Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:43 pm
Ranger Hawk says... · Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:43 pm
Granted, but you waste those wishes and run out before you know it.

I wish I wouldn't get sick.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.
I'm the kind that pays better.
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Jenthura
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:54 am
Jenthura says... · Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:54 am
Granted, but to achieve such a thing, you have to drink a horribly bitter and disgustingly greenish potion.

I wish my avatar would freak everybody out.
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SisterItaly
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Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:10 am
SisterItaly says... · Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:10 am
Granted, but since it's so creepy, no one will read your posts or review your work.

I wish I could stay home from school. *is super sick ugh*
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.



Now I realize that there is no righteous path, it’s just people trying to do their best in a world where it is far too easy to do your worst.
— Castiel