Corrupt a Wish 2

granted but they don't let you play.

I wish I could get my sister to stop screaming at me all the time.

Granted, but now she's beating you.

I wish my english teacher made more sense.

Granted, only when she's talking about boring things.

I wish the weekend were three days instead of only two!

Granted, but now you have a hard, job that you must attend to both days or you'll die, with a very small pay.

I wish I could go swimming right now.

Granted, but the pool is closed and you are arested.

I wish I got less homework from all of my teachers.

Granted, but you start to fail classes because you have so little grades. (all are horrible grades)


I wish I had something to do...

Granted, buyt it is illegal and you are arrested.

I wish I had straight As but was not a nerd.

Granted but you're in a parell universe where As are the equivelant to Es

I wish I could eat my hand.

Granted, but then you choke on it and die

I wish that I could make up my mind on everything

((Alice, do you live in the UK of Canada or something where there are Es on the grading scale, or was that purely a joke?))

Granted! Unfortunetly, you make up your mind to jump off a cliff and die.

I wish I had better work ethic.

Granted, but you never get a job.

I wish that we'd had a better audience that actually understood our one-act.

Granted but now that they understand it they hate it.

I wish I wasn't grounded.

granted.

But you go and 'acciedentaly' kill someone and get thrown in jail.

I wish i had wings.

Granted but there incredibly scrawny and are completley usless and really embarassing

I wish life made more sense.

Granted! It now makes perfect sense that it doesn't make sense.

I wish that the girl I have a crush on likes me back and I could work up the courage to ask her out.