Corrupt a Wish

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Flemzo
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Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:12 pm
Flemzo says... · Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:12 pm
Granted, but no one reads it because it sucks.

I wish I had a better car




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Royboy
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Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:29 pm
Royboy says... · Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:29 pm
OUCH. (that last one hurt. XD)

You get your car. It breaks down the next day and you can't buy another for years to come.

I wish my hypothetical NaNoWriMo didn't suck.
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Goldenheart
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Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:37 pm
Goldenheart says... · Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:37 pm
Granted. It now stinks.

I wish that I had won that poetry contest!
"I hate the word 'Truce'. It means 'Fun's over'." ~My little sister




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Layleun
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Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:26 pm
Layleun says... · Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:26 pm
Granted, but it magically disappeared from your and everyone else's memory the next second. It was also mysteriously wiped from the computers too *shifty eyes*

I wish high school was a bit easier




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Poltergiest
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Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:29 pm
Poltergiest says... · Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:29 pm
Granted but then it gets way harder.

I wish I could type faster


~Pol~
I used to rule the world, see it rise when I gave the word, now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to own

-Coldplay, Viva La Viva




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Layleun
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Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:31 pm
Layleun says... · Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:31 pm
Granted but you type so fast you break all of the key boards you buy.

I wish I had more ideas for Corrupt a Wish, I'm running out.




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Poltergiest
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Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:33 pm
Poltergiest says... · Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:33 pm
Granted but... Okay, I'm out to.

I wish I was the ruler of the universe and imortal and invincible. (Sorry if thats more than one)
I used to rule the world, see it rise when I gave the word, now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to own

-Coldplay, Viva La Viva




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Layleun
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Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:37 pm
Layleun says... · Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:37 pm
Granted but you eventually got bored.

I wish I could write better.




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Poltergiest
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Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:41 pm
Poltergiest says... · Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:41 pm
Granted but you get so good you get better than J.KRowling that she gets so angry she kills you. :roll:

I wish I had a reall dragon... That wouldn't kill me



~Pol~
I used to rule the world, see it rise when I gave the word, now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to own

-Coldplay, Viva La Viva




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Swottielottie
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Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:45 pm
Swottielottie says... · Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:45 pm
Granted, but it sets you on fire and your hairs falls out (sorry pol).
I wish all the character in Corpse Bride were real (except the parents and barkis)




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Poltergiest
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Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:46 pm
Poltergiest says... · Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:46 pm
Granted but they're made out of clay and you accidentally step on them.

I wish I could meet Garth Nix (author)


~Pol~
I used to rule the world, see it rise when I gave the word, now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to own

-Coldplay, Viva La Viva




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Swottielottie
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Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:50 pm
Swottielottie says... · Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:50 pm
Damn! I wnated to hug victor!
Granted but he suddenly realises he hates writing and stops making books and all his fans stomp on you. (sorry)

I wish I was the cleverest person on earth and the universe




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Poltergiest
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Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:52 pm
Poltergiest says... · Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:52 pm
:shock: Meanie! Okay, Granted but Hermoine pops into existance and is cleverer than you.


I wish I could shapshift


~Pol~
I used to rule the world, see it rise when I gave the word, now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to own

-Coldplay, Viva La Viva




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Layleun
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Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:09 pm
Layleun says... · Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:09 pm
Granted but once you shift you can't change back.

I wish I had some nice, non poisoned chocolate ice cream that I could go eat alone so that nothing would happen to it^^

(Try killing that!)




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Poltergiest
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Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:12 pm
Poltergiest says... · Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:12 pm
Granted but theres no bowl so your hand gets frostbite. *Smug smile*

[b]I wish I could control people's wills*


~Pol~
I used to rule the world, see it rise when I gave the word, now in the morning I sleep alone, sweep the streets I used to own

-Coldplay, Viva La Viva



Teach a man to fish, he eats for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, you eat for a day. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.
— Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec)