Corrupt a Wish

Granted!! But it runs away five minutes later.

I wish I could draw.

You can, but only in invisible ink.

i wish I could swim in the air

Granted but you're not very good at it and you drown!



We (me and Sammy!) wish that Dir En Grey were coming to our houses! And nothing could possibly go wrong... because they're safe in our HOUSES... (Sammy wants wardrobe...)

Granted, but they hate you both and Kyo refuses to wear your scarf. Instead they eat you. And Sam. And any nearby electrical appliances. Ha.

I wish I could get EMA next year.

Granted! But you can't spend it!

i wish my essay was done!

Granted, but it's done terribly!

I wish the exams will go well tomorrow

Granted, but the school burns down and all records are lost.

I wish maths was more entertaining

Granted! But everyone thing else becomes more boring

i wish i could have my dinner

Granted! But it's something you don't like.

I wish that I can actually sleep tonight

Granted! But you wake up on a different planet.

I wish I relive saturday

Granted! But you keep repeating the day over and over again and each time something goes catastrophically wrong.

I wish that I will be made a Corporal!

Granted, but you mess up and are immediately stripped of the title.


*I wish I could come up with names easier*

Granted! But you forget your own.

I wish i could writee dialogue

Granted! But you write it badly.

I wish that I own a copy of Deus Sanguinius.

Granted! But you get half way through and realize part of it is missing.

I wish I had more free time