Should any of your fellow moviegoers, while immersed in the MI spectacle, find themselves in a sticky situation or sucked into the movie, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your action, leaving you to wonder if movie magic has spilled into reality...
“It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice cream sandwiches.” - Lemony Snicket
Someday, everything is going to go right for you, and it will be so wonderful you won't even know what to do. — Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham, Questionable Content
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