Corrupt a Wish [3]

Wish granted but you should not have called anyone a name so you are executed.

I wish that my big dro would turn into a rat. :p

Granted, but now he can bug you a lot more.

I wish for a pony.

Granted but you have no brains now.

I wish to fly.

Granted, but only for a millisecond and then you fall down. THUD

I wish I could complete presentations in seconds instead of spending days on it.

Granted but it only lasted a secound.

I wish that I could be strong enough to pick up the earth.

Granted, but you can't pick it up because there is nothing to brace your feet on.

I wish that I had a certain level of toughness.

Granted but it was not enough so you were killed by a robber.

I wish to be an ant.

Granted, but you are squished.

I wish I wasn't tired.

Granted but this does not last for long.

I wish that a car would land on the person who posts below me.

Granted.

Don't stand so close to me next time.

I wish that I didn't have 6k unread emails ^^

Granted, you now have 7k unread emails. ^_^

I wish I had slept last night.

Granted, but now you can't sleep for days.

I wish I could have a secret lab in my room XD

Granted, but it blows up.

I wish I had prepared better for the final I just finished.

Granted, but you get an avg. Passing mark anyways so you regret about this wish and try to take it back but you can't and then you understand changing the past isn't the best idea and promise to never wish to change anything again. haha

I wish I don't show my lawyer instincts when people question me about discipline cases.

Granted now you have been brain washed by the government and are put in jail.

I wish to be as strong as super man in every way.