Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Granted, but you'd have to eat it!!!

I wish I knew what I was talking about.
100% autistic




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Granted, but you now don't know what other people are talking about.

I wish I understood people.




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Granted, but they don't understand you.

I wish I had a cheese grater that worked.
*signs signature*




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Granted, you grate your fingers off.

I wish I could see the future. And I wish that if I could see the future then I'd know what not to say here . . . so just fill this in with my wish _______________________________
For I who am poor have only my dreams
I spread my dreams under your feet . . .

. . . tread softly for you tread on my dreams.


We are masters of our silences, and slaves of our words




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Wish granted, but now your mind explodes because of all the future stuff you see. :shock:

I wish certain fictional books could be real!
"And after the storm..." ~Mumford and Sons

You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

Got Squills?
Proverbs 31:25

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Made you look.




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granted, but the world will be forever messed up.

I wish I could fly
elysian: (adj.) beautiful or creative; divinely inspired; peaceful and perfect.

formally lylas.




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Granted, you can now fly. But oh! will you look at that, you are now a bird.

I wish I could go back in time.
“The strong person is not the one who can wrestle someone else down. The strong person is the one who can control himself when he is angry.”

“It is better to sit alone than in company with the bad; and it is better still to sit with the good than alone.”




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Your wish is granted, but every time that you travel to the past, you change the course of history. Eventually, you end up erasing your very existence. O____O

I wish I could climb inside of books, and live the stories.
"And after the storm..." ~Mumford and Sons

You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

Got Squills?
Proverbs 31:25

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Made you look.




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Granted, now you can live inside of stories. But now you can't come back and the story you chose ends and now you seize to exist.

I wish I could imitate any voice I want.
"we'll fasten it with some safety pins and tape and a dream, and you're good to go, honey."




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Granted, but now you have to keep that voice forever, and if you use it too much, your voice will never be heard again.

I wish that you could not corrupt this wish.
Whee. I don't even know what to put here.




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Granted, but you get the wish burned. (i.e; no wish at all).

I wish, you will always be under my control. ALWAYS. No evil can break the control.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.


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Granted, however you lose control under your own self and commit suicide.

I wish my wish was not corrupted.
Whee. I don't even know what to put here.




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Granted; but nobody reads it.

I wish I could spend an entire day doing nothing.
“And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt.”
― Sylvia Plath




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Granted, but then you catch lazyitis and you coughhackcough drop dead.

I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.
chaotic lazy
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secret supreme overlord of yws
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Granted, but along with happiness they're gonna be swallowing a pot full of gold and leprechauns.


I wish I could buy a new phone.
“And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt.”
― Sylvia Plath



It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected.
— Mark Twain