Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Expected and granted, but after a few days you get bored of it because everything you touch breaks.

I wish I could do everything before time.
“The strong person is not the one who can wrestle someone else down. The strong person is the one who can control himself when he is angry.”

“It is better to sit alone than in company with the bad; and it is better still to sit with the good than alone.”




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Granted but everything you did before time turned moldy because it was around for to long.

I wish I was an alligator.
There seems to be nothing written here. :shock:




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Granted, you become an alligator and eat up all your friends. Then of course you regret it later.

I wish I didn't have to go to school on monday or tuesday or wednesday or thursday.
“The strong person is not the one who can wrestle someone else down. The strong person is the one who can control himself when he is angry.”

“It is better to sit alone than in company with the bad; and it is better still to sit with the good than alone.”




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Great! All of a sudden your parents decide that weeks are now only three days long!

Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. :D

I wish I had wished for a wish such that that wish would have wished me to a better wish.
For I who am poor have only my dreams
I spread my dreams under your feet . . .

. . . tread softly for you tread on my dreams.


We are masters of our silences, and slaves of our words




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Granted, but that 'wish' that you 'wished' doesn't 'wish' to be 'wished' so she decides to not let you 'wish' it but as you already 'wished' it, it undo's your last 3 'wishes' ^-^

I wish that I would stop hurting myself so much like physically.
“The strong person is not the one who can wrestle someone else down. The strong person is the one who can control himself when he is angry.”

“It is better to sit alone than in company with the bad; and it is better still to sit with the good than alone.”




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Wish granted! However the reasons that you do this at all don't go away.

I wish that there would be less than 200 notifications when I get on tomorrow.
For I who am poor have only my dreams
I spread my dreams under your feet . . .

. . . tread softly for you tread on my dreams.


We are masters of our silences, and slaves of our words




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Granted but you get unsubscribed from all the clubs and your notification area gets blocked and to have it back you need to put up a butterfly avvie. xD (Would love to see your face if that happens)

I wish that I had magical powers so that I could on or off the light switch without getting up and same goes for the remotes.
“The strong person is not the one who can wrestle someone else down. The strong person is the one who can control himself when he is angry.”

“It is better to sit alone than in company with the bad; and it is better still to sit with the good than alone.”




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Granted but you turn everything else off when you get near it and it is permanently turned off.

I wish for the fact that none would think of posting a granted of wish below me.
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Granted, but sadly, GriffinClaw is not a magical being so it did not affect him.

I wish I was a character in a book.
"This world is but a canvas to our imagination."
~Thoreau




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Granted but you get killed.

I wish that a car would run over the person who posts bellow me. 8D
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Granted! However you were standing right next to me.

I wish I could see the future.
For I who am poor have only my dreams
I spread my dreams under your feet . . .

. . . tread softly for you tread on my dreams.


We are masters of our silences, and slaves of our words




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Granted but it is death for you so you run off and die. :)

I wish to be awesome.
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Awesome! You are now awesome! However being awesome won't stop a tree from falling on top of you!

I wish I was invincible.
For I who am poor have only my dreams
I spread my dreams under your feet . . .

. . . tread softly for you tread on my dreams.


We are masters of our silences, and slaves of our words




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You are, but everyone becomes invincible and then it becomes so random that you feel to undo the wish but you can't.

I wish I could become a singer.
“The strong person is not the one who can wrestle someone else down. The strong person is the one who can control himself when he is angry.”

“It is better to sit alone than in company with the bad; and it is better still to sit with the good than alone.”




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Granted, but while acquiring amazing singing skills you lose your voice.
I wish the world was a giant meatball.
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What is a poet? An unhappy person who hides deep anguish in his heart, but whose lips are so formed that when the sigh and cry pass through them, it sounds like lovely music.
— Søren Kierkegaard, Philosopher & Theologian