Corrupt a Wish [3]

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I wish I had a puppy
You think I'm not online, but I'm always here even if I'm not posting. I'm here, scrolling, judging.


Don't let the muggles get you down.

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Granted, but it is deaf and lame.

I wish I could meet new people.
"We all have perceptions of ourselves that others may find untrue or inaccurate."
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Granted but they think you're crazy.

I wish I was motivated to finish this story.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Granted, but your files are destroyed.

I wish I could cook.
"We all have perceptions of ourselves that others may find untrue or inaccurate."
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Granted, but no one is around to eat what you make.

I wish I could dominate Randomosity again.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Granted, but I'm still here.

I wish I could focus.
"We all have perceptions of ourselves that others may find untrue or inaccurate."
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Granted, but you can never focus on the thing you want to.

I wish all of these finals were over.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Granted, but you can never write again.

I wish I were deaf.
"We all have perceptions of ourselves that others may find untrue or inaccurate."
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Granted, but you're blind too.

I wish I ruled the world.
"Love is the name for our pursuit of wholeness, for our desire to be complete."
-Plato's Symposium




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Granted, but you only have power of your mind.

I wish YWS was a real place.
"We all have perceptions of ourselves that others may find untrue or inaccurate."
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Granted, but it's just a lot of people hunched over stories the whole time and is no fun.

I wish I had passes that Calculus final with a better score.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Granted, but you fail everything else.

I wish I was a genius and didn't have to go to school.
"Love is the name for our pursuit of wholeness, for our desire to be complete."
-Plato's Symposium




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Granted, but nobody takes you seriously and your amazing breakthroughs are all dismissed.

I wish that snow tasted like sugar.




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Granted, but the aftertaste is like dirt.

I wish Pokemon were real.
"Love is the name for our pursuit of wholeness, for our desire to be complete."
-Plato's Symposium




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Granted, but they attack you.

I wish life were easier on the eyes.
"We all have perceptions of ourselves that others may find untrue or inaccurate."
-NoirLumiere



I'll admit the two turtle doves are growing on me, but there are ten birds in this house already and we both know geese are feathered bioweapons of mass destruction.
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