Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Granted, but I steal it.

I wish cars could fly.
"Love is the name for our pursuit of wholeness, for our desire to be complete."
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Granted but it breaks down everytime it flies.

I wish I would have freedom.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.


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Granted, but it's given to you on the condition that you sit there and do nothing.

I wish that I had a thousand more wishes.




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Granted, but a person dies every time you use a wish.

I wish I had a pet lemming.
"So what? All writers are lunatics!"
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Granted, but it's lame.

I wish that I could train my puppy much faster.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
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Granted but it'll start hating you for forcing it.

I wish I could pass time to do something fun.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.


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Granted, but it gets boring.

I wish I could just sleep.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Granted but you get nightmares every few hours.

I wish I go on and on blabbering.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.


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Granted, but no one listens to you.

I wish I could explore space.
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-Plato's Symposium




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Granted, but you can never come back.

I wish I had the ability to do whatever I want.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Granted, but now you can't see, feel, hear, taste, or smell anything.

I wish people would appreciate their blessings.
"We all have perceptions of ourselves that others may find untrue or inaccurate."
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Granted, but now no one has the will to change anything and the world becomes stagnant.

I wish that I didn't have band tonight.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Granted, but after today you have it every night for the rest of your life.

I wish band aids were one size fits all.
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Granted, but its poor quality so you have to keep buying it.

I wish for a new book.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.


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Granted but it's awful.

I wish I could remember what Homework I have due today.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown



The world is your oyster. Well, it’s my oyster, but you can have some of it.
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