"Awww, is that the story you tell yourself at night to not feel bad." Lordy feigned puppy eyes, "That's just precious. How long have you been practicing that speech? Seems like you've had a it ready for a while."
He sat back and looked Carter up and down with a smile.
"You're very quick to judge my alcoholism considering you were one of the first to stretch your hand for a wee sip, don't you think? Not that I'm judging you. Given the circumstances I'm more concerned about all of the people who would refuse one right now." Lordy turned his head back to the other contestants for a brief moment, before returning his gaze to Carter, "You're right about one thing though, I'd be a fantastic court jester- a clown even! I happen to think I'm extremely entertaining. You, on the other hand, have the personality of a brick wall, and maybe you'd be able to see that if your head wasn't so far up your own ass."
Lordy blinked, "... or like... if you grew a couple of inches."
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