She squinted down at the message -- after she sent it, of course -- wondering if it actually made sense. Oh well. They'd figure it out.
There was a lightning speed response. Just the thinking emoji from Elias: π€.
Jerica smirked and flicked over to a text to Rek. "i'm goin 2 smoke w Elias and Mel, u should come."
"My gods, Jer, not again."
"u know u had fun."
"Is that what it was???"
"erryone like roleplaying."
"π€ whatever, have a good time, I'm working on my piano bachovensky."
Jerica blinked down at her phone. She was pretty sure Rek was just making up new words at this point just to see what she'd believe, but, she couldn't be bothered to Google to see if that was true.
"ok hab fun with ur bachky."
She hesitated, deciding to test her ideas against a sober person. "do u think lordshire's ever killed someone?"
"... Are you already high?"
"no... just very confused."
She let herself in to the building and quickly went up to Elias's apartment. She knocked twice, loudly, then tried the door. It was locked, so she decided to be obnoxious and just keep knocking until someone opened it for her.
She could hear a muffled voice behind the door. "Oh my god, okay, stop already!"
The door then flew open and revealed a very annoyed Mel, but her annoyance melted away when she saw her. "Oh! Jerica!" she said brightly. "I didn't know you were coming."
"Mellie!" She threw her arms around Mel in a quick hug, then invited herself in, deciding not to get into the whole Lordshire-thing with them. She was probably just being dumb. It's not like deans actually killed people. "Yeah, Elias said you were done being smexy so--" She cut herself off when she met the gaze of the prissy girl from class earlier, sitting on the couch near Elias and glaring at her. Although, maybe that was just her face. It was hard to tell. Jerica looked back at Mel, deciding on a sneak recovery. "So here I am! Y'all ready for partaaaay?"
Mel let out a short, quiet laugh, locking the door again and leading her into the living room. "Maybe not a party-party since we're spent out, but I'm cool with hanging out." She looked up at the other two. "Maybe until after dinner?"
Elias shrugged. "Chill with me. Not like I was actually going to do homework, anyways. It's supposed to be syllabus week."
Evaline offered Jerica a weak smile. "I don't mind," she said.
"Ayeee!" Jerica dropped to the floor in front of the couch, sitting with her legs criss-crossed and backpack in the middle of them. She looked up at Evaline, vaguely remembering something about her from earlier. Smoking. Elias. A light bulb lit up. "You wanna... help me hustle Elias yet?"
Evaline didn't look like she understood. "With...?"
"Snoop Dogggg." She looked back at Elias, wobbling slightly. How many shots had she had? Oh well. "Bribe still standing? She smoke, I get dough?"
Elias laughed. "Yo dude, are you drunk?"
"Define..." She paused a bit too long. "Drunk?"
Elias looked at Mel, nodding up at her. "See, this is why me and Jerica are already friends. I like her style."
Mel rolled her eyes, smiling. "Honey, I think your face would be the defintion."
"Never knew drunk was so pretty." Jerica put her hands under her chin and blinked dramatically.
"Hey, read this," Elias said as he smashed a book in front of her face. It was some textbook of his, filled with Latin words and a drawn medical pictograph of the female body, lines and arrows drawn out of different parts of the body.
"What? You finally find the--" She glanced at Evaline and cut herself off again. Then she looked down at the book, where Elias was still pointing even though the book was in her hands now. It was some... Latin bullshit. She was too drunk to give a shit. "Ohh, that? That's the fuckoff-is, next to the doilooklikeigiveashit?"
Elias snickered. "It actually does sound like Latin if you say it that fast," he said.
Jerica chuckled, then started unzipping her bag. "Shots?"
Elias was grinning but then looked at Mel and Evaline.
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Jerica frowned as she watched the interaction. "There is enough for everyone and the two of y'all don't even have an excuse." She looked back down at her bag, then deflated, suddenly remembering. "Nevermind. I forgot he stole the rest of my rum."
Mel stepped in before Elias could even respond. "How about beers instead?" she said as she was already getting up to get three beers out of the fridge.
"I can't say no to a beer," Elias said with a shrug.
Jerica nodded in agreement. "Sounds like a beer kinda night, I guess."
Mel came back with three opened bottles of beer, and she slid one over to Elias. "Here's to a beer kind of night," she said as she lifted the bottle for a toast. The three of them clunked their bottles in unison.
Jerica laughed, taking a drink. "Hey, if you live every day like it's your last, eventually you'll be right."
"Wise words from our resident drunk," Elias said after a sip.
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"Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me." Jerica took another drink, then set the bottle down by her leg. "So, are we actually gonna, like, pretend-pretend to do homework? Or just 'pretend'? Or, like, actually enjoy ourselves 'n shit?"
"That's what I've been saying," Elias said. "Let's go outside and throw a frisbee or something."
"That sounds like physics to me."
"Oh god, don't talk about physics," Elias said, recoiling. "That class is the reason why I'm a super senior."
"Yeah, that's totally the only reason," Mel said with smirk, taking another sip.
Jerica cackled then aggressively asked, "What's the first law of thermodynamics, Elias?"
"Garbage in, garbage out," he said without hesitation.
"No, that's your mom."
"Hah, got 'em."
"You guys are twelve years old," Mel said.
"Excuse you, I'm twelve and a half, get it right."
"Oh my bad," she said innocently. "Forgot I was babysitting."
Jerica smirked. "All good, baby."
She pulled out her Essentials of Cell Biology textbook, letting it flop on the ground dramatically. She sighed loudly. "What kind of asshole assigns homework during syllabus week? Gray can go get fucked."
"Man, that guy is the worst," Elias said. "I had class with him yesterday and basically fell asleep five minutes in. His voice is like a lullaby."
"Wait, you're in cell bio too?"
Elias finally looked down at the book she pulled out. "Huh," he said. "Are we in the same section? Monday, Wednesdays, Fridays, at 10AM?"
"Yeah, actually," she answered. "I got kidnapped by the football team yesterday so I didn't make it, but not excited. Thursday lab for you?"
"Great question. Lemme look at my phone."
Jerica laughed. "Well, you're fucked if it was a Tuesday lab."
He pulled out his phone to look at his schedule, zooming in on Thursday. "Huh," he said with an amused laugh. "Yeah, Thursday at the same time."
"Bro. We should be lab partners. Failing--" She leaned forward and held her hand out for a fist bump. "Together."
He grinned, lifting his fist to complete the bump. "Okay, but you're doing all the work."
She laughed and sat back again. Somehow, she didn't doubt that that was true. "LOL, as if any work is gonna be done in our group. C's get degreessss, baby."
She didn't actually have any C's, yet. C's got you a degree, if you wanted degrees you needed to put more effort in. But, then, she wasn't even sure why that thought was even in her mind. Only complete morons would think that grad school was a good idea. Why would she do that to herself?
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